Latest Posts by millionnotesclub - Page 7

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

Rules to learning English

1. their our know rules

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

if i don’t talk to myself who will

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via] Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

This tweet is so important to me

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

i wish birds brought ME presents

christmas eve what about christmas adam