I Bet It’s Cause He Brings All The Boys To The Yard Lmao

Trying to help a suicidal person be like:

My friend: “Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.”

Me: “Killed without hesitation?”

My friend: “No!”

I have a water bottle beside my bed when I go to sleep so that if I wake up in the middle of the night and feeling thirsty,(which happens all the time) I don’t have to walk in the dark, thinking that Bon from The Walten Files is gonna chase me, get out of bed, or being scared of waking everybody else up.

For those who don’t: why not??

HELLOOOO American Dad fandom! (National anthem, eagle noises, and gunshots can be heard in the background)

You will never guess who my favorites are😈

Love yourself!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

It’s been a while since I posted art, so here you go

Happy Pride Month everyone! Thought I’d make a little something for it

Cheshire Time is AroAce, Confetti is Non-Binary, and Possum and Robyn are Bisexual

Clayface, you have to stop. You smoke too tough, your swag too different, your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.

Who is this DIVA?!

@funyjuice, myguess is that youre a huge meme gremlin who likes obscure things

Making a tag game cause I can

Rules: post 4 fictional characters you relate to and assume something about the person you reblogged from based on their characters

No pressure tag! @sidneyoftheblackwoods @mqstermindswift @stars-and-birds @zenilvar @forever-chained-to-myself @themidnightarcher @skeelly @thepencilsnameissteve @thislove-taylorsversion @thislifeissweeterthanfiction @swiftieannah @a-pessimistic-swiftie @catastrxblues @jellycanon @what-about-wendy and anyone else who wants to join<3

I feel like It would go something like Hell’s greatest dad, in the sense that they would try to one up another.

Broski seriously looks at the camera too much this season😭

HE’S IN THE KITE-MAN SPINOFF TOO?!!🗣️🔊🔊🔥💥💥🤯🤯🤯