This Might Come As A Surprise But I Might Have Issues Not Sure Tho

I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

he has 87 different mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

I can't stand him. I love him so much I actually can't look at him. It effects me physically like I have to kill him with hammers immediately. I have a smash a barrel . over his head

tis the season for spooky snoopi :]

The love i have for them is infinite.

there was a pre-existing dictum programmed to do nothing else

Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish 

The intimacy of noticing.