“tits Or Ass?” Thiiiiiiiighs. Dreamy Sigh. Doesn’t Matter How Big Or Small, How Muscular Or Chubby,

Reblog if you love saying "that's kinda gay" whenever you see objectively gay things happening

Singlets will think having headmates is this horrible thing or whatever but really the worst part is when you don't hear from them

I’m so hungry I could eat a lesbian tumblr blogger

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

Where do you think I got my name from?? /hj

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Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

it's so fucked up that i had to crack my own egg. i should have been seduced by a girl of ill intent when i was a lonely 17 year old boy. hmph.

they don't tell you this but you CAN transition into a goth girl at age 28. it's allowed

trans girls who have headache are allowed to kill