Man, Sometimes I Feel Like Mercury Doesn’t Get To Be Sassy Enough.

Current mood: needs to be cuddled

me: *sees stuffed animal laying in an awkward position*

me:.,.. ok.,.. that can't be comfy

me: *quickly adjusts it into a better, healthier position*

Ricky from Trailer Park Boys could literally be a member of the X-Men. His getting out of trouble super power could save them from a lot of inconvenient situations.

I wonder if birds on my feeder are friends or if it’s like a public bathroom and no one makes eye contact.

Buzz buzz

Buzzing Honeycomb Necklaces by Kloica Accessories

Nothing?

I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

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Magikarp magikarp

Even the Pokedex is putting Magikarp on blast

Indian advertisement featuring a same sex couple by ANOUK (a contemporary ethnic clothing brand) titled Bold Is Beautiful. This is one of the first few pro-lgbt ads in the country.