Reading My Mind

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More fun Zodiac facts here

Asking for Attention

Me: Sits in front of Master while he's paying attention to something else.

Master: Doesn't notice.

Me: Coughs loudly and in no way subtly

Master: Looks up at me and cocks an eyebrow. "Yes, kitten? May I help you?"

Me: "Yes hello hi. I would like the attentions now, please."

Master: Pats the spot next to him, "Alright, c'mere."

Me: Crawls up on top of everything he was doing. "Thank you for your compliance."

Head Of Hare by Simon Litten

European Hare (Lepus europaeus), Norfolk, UK.

Gotham City Sirens Minimalistic

Me: *alone doing my makeup*

Me: so today I'm starting with my absolute favorite foundation

This is how to effectively protest

#CocksNotGlocks is the new gun control movement you’ve got to know about

After UT Austin made concealed carrying legal in classrooms (while sex toys are still illegal) students took to the quads to fight back. “We’ve got dicks for you, we’ve got dicks for you. I’m the Oprah of dickage!“ Zander yells. And the movement is getting really huge.

Images: Ben Sklar, Twitter, Bumperactive