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Ricky from Trailer Park Boys could literally be a member of the X-Men. His getting out of trouble super power could save them from a lot of inconvenient situations.

Atheist don’t believe in approximately 2,700 gods and Christians don’t believe in approximately 2,699 gods, which is basically the same thing.

Dr. Drake Ramoray might be the most well known character from Days of Our Lives, and has never appeared on the show

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Friends

Friends: daddy kinks are soo weird!

Me: *sweats profusely* yeah! H-haha..

Friends: its sooo nasty!

Me: *sweats even more* h-haha.. i-i gotta go i-i left uh..the oven on *runs away* ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION.

Working on it

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What Eddard should have said…

UNDERSTATEMENT

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