Daddy: Fuck.
Little: *gasp* daDDY SAID A POTTY WORD!
Daddy: Don't listen to what I sai--
Little: DADDY NEEDS A TIME OUT
Daddy: Darling that's not how it wor--
Little: *spanks Daddy*
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someone: i love you
me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it
also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me
yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.
somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!
me externally: aww i love you too!!
They don't love you like I love you
Reading my mind
COMPLIMENT AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN BECAUSE IT LITERALLY TAKES A FEW SECONDS AND IT COULD MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY FOR A LONG TIME !!!!
They say the trees sing…—photo by Jerod Foster @jerodfoster.
Food for thought
Why is it that in every zombie movie all the lights are flickering? Do the zombies grab step ladders and partially twist out all the fluorescent light bulbs?
Daddy doesn't
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