Not Karl..

They won't look at each other lmaooo

This has caused great debate among my math friends so I think it needs tumblr's input

Things my friends have said:

“That bus just clobbered a person!”

“Babies, I mean they don’t like it when I throw them out the window! Stop complaining.”

“I like stairs, very tasty.”

“The moral of the story; friends are meat shields.”

“If this man has legs after this, I’m calling the dentist.”

He'll poop outside if he must!

Nom

Ornithologist Jerry McGahan is pictured with a 6 month old Andean Condor, the largest flying bird on earth. Photographed by the Helen and Franck Schreider.  Another version of this photo made it to the cover of National Geographic.

"The gods' chosen" "the gods' champion" no that's the god's little wind up toy. The gods' chew toy. The gods' favorite barbie doll

And now suddenly the swifts are back and chattering overhead whenever I step outside, as if we're on a floating island that's been sailing south for weeks and have suddenly reached the place where it's always summer.