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Because I can promise he loves you

Timeskip tendou with piercings looks like an eboy who smokes cigarettes and who hangs around cafes at nighttime and has a motorcycle. 👀 would smash still. Prob makes you ride his face in the alleyway on the way home from a date. 🥰

in your younger years, your mother warned you about boys, men, like him.

“they only want one thing, honey,” she’d said.

you’re pretty sure that one thing wasn’t your current situation. and what would your dear mother think if she knew you had one of those men buried tongue deep in the walls of your aching cunt, in the middle of an alleyway, behind a run-down cafe nonetheless? you can’t find it in you to care, not when he’s literally slurping on your pussy like it’s leaking the nectar of aphrodite herself. you don’t even remember how you got here; how did he sweet talk you into this? it doesn’t matter — nothing but that evil, wet tongue matters.

“f-fuck,” you whine, knuckles in your mouth to muffle the sound. if you look down you can’t even see his eyes, that’s how deep he’s nestled between your thighs. “y-you’re so fu-fucking good.”

he is. he so is. no one’s mouth should be that good, that wet. the way his tongue slithers against your silky, glutinous walls is enough to drive a whore mad. and when he lets it lave over your clit, your thighs begin to quiver, squishing his cheeks in while your knees dig into the pavement. he’s not even holding you in place — you just haven’t moved, too obsessed with keeping that demon tongue on you at all times.

you know your orgasm is going to be a big one; you can feel it in the way the muscles of your belly tense, in the way you gurgle on your own saliva because he’s sucking on your clit like it’s a damn lollipop. you have to be drenching his face but he doesn’t seem to care — not once has he even so much as pulled back to breathe. your eyes are almost crossing and you’re not sure how getting head is suddenly making you hornier but holy fuck, you have to take him home with you.

something wet bubbles up against your clit and you squeal, looking down at him with big, glossy eyes. “a-are y-you—“ you don’t get to finish, doubling over when what feels like the letter ‘s’ is being traced against your swollen flesh.

“oh fuck,” you cry, hand grasping at what little hair he has on his head. “you’re fucking sp-spelling your n-name?!” he is. you can tell. and because of it, you’re going to fucking cream all over his stupid face.

“g-gonna, satori,” you drawl for the first time that night. “i’m gonna come.”

his tactics don’t falter. if anything, he only sucks harder and before you know it, your eyes are crossing and you’re shaking over his mouth, covering his mouth and chin in your essence. he kisses your clit through it, sultry opened mouth ones until you’re sobbing, trying to pull away. eventually he lets you go and you sit on his chest, insides still convulsing from your orgasm.

“when you can walk again, your place or mine?” he asks, smug grin on his wet lips.

“mine,” you huff.

if he fucks anything like he eats pussy, you’re going to need the comfort of your own bed when it’s all said and done. especially if he’s plotting to make it so you can’t feel your legs in the morning.

WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED SO HARD

AWKWARD SEX MOMENTS WITH THE HAIKYUU BOYS

warnings: NSFW. mentions of vaginal sex, anal, menstruation, blowjobs, fingering, nipple play, car sex. plus swearing and a lot of secondhand embarrassment

author’s note: this is just a lil fun brain dump because i KNOW that for all the filthy smut we have on the boys, we need a lil laugh too <3

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Go to your room

Lay on your bed

Listen to music

Close your eyes

Breathe

Put your hand on your heart

Feel how it’s bumping

Let your whole day sink into your bed

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Don’t cut. Don’t drug. Don’t starve. Don’t anything.

What happened, happened

Just breathe, let it all go.

Just for now

Let it all go

Your hand, don’t put it down.

That bumping, it’s called purpose.

You’re living for a reason.

Don’t think about ending it

Breathe.

You will be alright

You will be okay

You will get through this

I believe in you

We all believe in you.

Kaminari is a little fancy boy, he’s only gonna be more sad to hear you’ve never had a birthday cake

*In a group chat*

Kaminari: lol I’m dying help

Sero: oof same

Ashido: me af

Kirishima: rip, what’s up man?

Bakugou: Good.

Kaminari: no like I’m legit dying

Kaminari: some guy stabbed me in a McDonald’s parking lot

Kaminari: the lol is a habit

Kaminari: *sends a blurry picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance*

6 people are typing…

same energy

pomegranate seeds

💌 issei matsukawa

→ in which you gawk at each other all glammed up before a fancy work event.

a/n: touches on the myth of hades and persephone; ik this myth is overdone, but i put my own spin on it. also i just know that if issei decided to climb the corporate ladder, he’d make it to a senior role in a snap because he’s good like that……the audacity.

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matsukawa sits on the couch of your apartment playing animal crossing, matcha pocky stick in his mouth as he waits for you to get ready.

the company he’s working for was holding a celebration gala tonight for exceeding their growth targets for the fourth quarter. upper management employees were allowed to bring plus ones so issei decided to take you with him. free food, right?

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two sides of the same coin.