I Do Want To Note That The Whole "women Are Allowed To Dress Masculine And Wear Trousers" Thing Needs

situationships and talking stages are OUT passionate obsessive all-consuming soul ties and love affairs are IN

mom said it’s my turn to be ached for, to have someone feel a stab of hunger for me, to feel nourishment at the sight of me. give it now

Girl same

ROBIN HOOD dir. Wolfgang Reitherman, 1973

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

So, I found this at the store and knew… I had to have it. My dad and I are really into the batfamily, so it was cool for us.

This was the finished product. Sure, it isn’t perfect, but it was a lot of fun and we bonded. And I would say that it actually turned out really well.

I meant to make it last a week, oops 😬

Anyway, I want to get the people’s opinions on what they want to see during Mermay

Ooh! I’m so excited for this!!!

Ya know gamer bf needs some justice

GIVE EM HIS OWN YAN

(hey it’s a win win both find out they are cheating and respectfully break up shake hands and then hang out as friends will there be a problem ye do I care nah)

The boyfriend needs to learn to treat his partner properly first.

He gets isekai'd into a dating sim, where he needs to raise enough romance points with each character in order to return home, or he's bound to repeat the game forever.

He'll do his usual shenanigans at first. He'll forget to text back, focus on his video games instead, show up late to dates. Then the monotony begins to seep in. He stares with disgust at the love interest, running towards him with a toast in her mouth and accidentally bumping into him.

"Kyaaa, I'm so sorry!" she exclaims with a deep blush.

Damn it! It was cute the first 5 times. Now it's driving him mad. Suddenly he's overcome with the urge to see you again. To have his old desktop setup. To not deal with flirty senpais every single morning.

So he finally puts in the effort.

One day, you're eating your breakfast cereal, genitals still raw from that nightly monster deed. You've stopped searching for your boyfriend who mysteriously vanished without a trace. The entry door creaks open, and you turn in shock.

"Tadaima*", the now-yandere gamer boyfriend announces with an alpha growl. He's a changed man. And he's coming for you.

*Translator's note: Tadaima means "I'm home" in Japanese xDD

I hate when I’m playing Dress to Impress and someone who joined late walks out saying that they joined late(that part’s okay, they didn’t have enough time to finish), and I figure that they aren’t going to win because why would they? So I don’t vote for them or anything, but then they get like 2nd place or something! Like I worked hard on my outfit for the full time and someone that just changed the skin color gets more votes than me? Stupid.

My childhood

She makes me so happy

Like, she’s Lawyer Barbie. She isn’t fat Barbie or a Barbie that has anything to do with food. No, she’s smart and secure and a lawyer.

SHARON ROONEY as LAWYER BARBIE BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig