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welcome

have a meme after quite some time of my abandonment of this tumbl. i'm sorry

feel free to let me know if you want to see a specific meme/chart/alignment chart/etc. done with these characters and aren't a loser shitposter that'd waste half an hour making this at midnight

this time the 'online argument reactions' chart

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Zack's smile though. We must protecc.

merry crysis, everyone

Zack: Are you crying?

Rachel, sobbing: no, I’m having an allergic reaction

Zack: To what?

Rachel, sobbing harder: to life

Danny: What part of your morning routine takes you the longest?

Rachel: finding the will to live

Eddie: Without ugly things in the world, there would be nothing beautiful by comparison.

Zack: Thanks for yer sacrifice

Cathy: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Rachel: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Cathy: Rachel, literally all you had to do was say no.

Rachel: it's dark out here

Zack: *stomps on heelys and slips*

Zack: Dammit I brought the wrong shoes

Flight attendant: Before we take off, please ensure all small items are secured.

Zack: Feelin' safe, coconuthead?

Eddie: Not this goddamn bullshit again.

Kid at the store: *crying heavily*

Danny, crouching down: Aw, hey, little guy.

Danny: Could you please move the fuck over? You’re blocking the Doritos.

Cathy, talking about Zack: I can feel him undressing me with his eyes.

Rachel: I dunno, he's not laughing

Zack: I’m gonna do a live scream tonight!

Rachel: isn't it called a live stre-

Zack: *inhales*

Rachel: low on self esteem, so you run on mac and cheese

Eddie: Oh my god, I love Halsey!

Danny: *holds the door open for Gray* After you.

Gray: No, after you.

Danny: No, you.

Gray: No, after you, I insist.

Zack: *pushes past both of them* After me.

Eddie: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Danny: *crouches down*

Zack: *kneels on the ground*

Eddie: ...

Eddie: I'M GOING TO KILL-

(Zack and Rachel skipping stones on a lake)

Rachel: it's such a beautiful evening

Zack, whispering: Take that, you fucking lake.

(reporting to Gray)

Rachel: Zack was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to find somewhere else to get some food

Zack: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Rachel: Zack, you ate a chair

Zack: I will not stand here and be insulted!

Eddie: Then sit down!

Zack: *sits down* Well, at least we’re eye level now!

Rachel and Danny: oh no...

Eddie: Guess who’s going to die tonight!

Danny: You're worthless.

Zack: and what are ya? Worthful?

Danny: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Rachel: killed without hesitation

Danny: No-

if Cathy wasn’t so chaotic and emotional she’d be a pretty decent villain maybe

gray

doesn’t

human

hello

sorry for no memes, run outta templates

(friendly reminder that you can send me templates/charts etc.)

the resolution is oof

Old Man didn't deserve it :c

'feral' is such an underrated word

that font tho

bold of you to

mmm blood of the innocent

red wine is like white wine but it’s red

I've made a chart, here's a template

what uwu even means

b

sad uwu