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Latest Posts by punkpegan - Page 2
I have no words.
So glad tnc invented lesbians
from the corners of her many eyes
myth posting. thank you for inventing lesbians @narcissistcookbook
this guy really always had something to say about almost everything and nearly all of it is still completely relevant almost 200 years later. fascinating stuff.
Reject reading social cues!! Embrace collecting personal intel via the mycorrhizal network that connect us all.
what if your doppelgänger wasnât evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasnât trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
I'm convinced this woman is possessed by the black mold growing in her house- she's going to be the first cordyceps zombie at this rate.
And what about it
Blessed Ostara and Happy Spring Equinox everyone! đ
and Happy Mabon to the Southern Witches! đ
Why were ghosts ever scary?? Aren't they just people who died? Do only assholes become ghosts? Honestly if youâre dead and all you do is lurk in an attic making spooky noises, thatâs kinda pathetic. Youâre a ghost man. You could be solving cold cases. You could phase into space and explore exoplanets. But nooo youâre out here rattling chains in some old ladyâs house because you died of cholera in 1843. Get a grip. You have cosmic power and youâre spending the afterlife knocking over lamps and making dolls blink. Embarrassing. Go haunt Wall Street. Go possess a CEO. Do literally anything other than throwing a Victorian tantrum over the new tenants.
Do better.
every time a trans girl infodumps me abt something they're passionate about i cant help but i fall in love a little bit
So uhâŚ.some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.
Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!
Estradiol grenade
Please reblog if you think that âthey/them/theirsâ is a valid set of pronouns.
this post must be reblogged by everyone
really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
can somebody once and for all explain the draw of Cosy Games? i'm talking about what i perhaps unfairly call Busy Work Simulators - go farming, chop wood, clean your home, deliver things, combine things to make more things
coming home for your job and booting up Job: The Game feels like something a monster who hates themselves would do
crazy how portal 1 released on world mental health day
The thing about reclaiming slurs is that once you've been affectionally called 'faggot' by friends, loved ones, and amiable fellows on the internet for long enough, you almost forget that it means something else to people who hate you.
Honestly at this point if a stranger on the street yelled "hey faggot!" after me, I'd probably turn around like "what?" like they'd just casually called me by name, and they were only trying to get my attention because they wanted to tell me something, before processing that they're being hostile.
Fuck you, City of Ur!
If you're dumb enough to buy a cartload of copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Ea-Nasir's Imported Metals!
Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your deposit, bring your sealed tablet, bring your messenger! We'll send him back!
That's right, we'll send your messenger back through enemy territory!Because at Ea-Nasir's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!
Take a hike to Ea-Nasir's, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!
How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll turn you into a eunuch!
Only at Ea-Nasir's, the only merchant that tells you to fuck off!
Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you make a donation to the palace, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
Go to hell! Ea-Nasir's Metals: Sumer's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in Mesopotamia! Guaranteed!
additional witchish tip:
Eat a lit candle to ensure no hex can undo the powers of the card
Witch tip::
Eat a tarot card to gain its powers
Should my body be making those sounds at 23? Probably not.
My body is a crumbling castle of sand and I don't know when the tide will roll in.
Memento Mori
"ohh my god you can't just-"
Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.
talking to trans girls is incredible because you'll be like yea ive had this chronic pain and disability for like my entire life and medical science cant explain it weird huh and she'll just be like oh yea that sounds like you have x, lots of people i know have that maybe look into it and you're just left sitting there like wtf how ????????
dr whoâs on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.
In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.
But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.
"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?
"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.
Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?
It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.