We Were Alone One Night. It Was Cold Outside At The Park But Neither Of Us Cared. She Was Speaking About

“Well I guess sometimes two people can be right for each other, but the timing doesn’t have to be.” He took a heavy sigh. “That’s such bullshit.” I let out. “That’s just the kind of thing people say when they’re too afraid of messing things up.” I see him about to speak, but I quickly cut him off. “The truth is, timing is never going to be completely right for us or anyone else. But you push through it anyway because you love each other.” “So if you don’t think we’re worth the fight then leave, but I’m telling you right now, you’re worth every risk to me.“

Excerpt of a book I’ll never write #59 (via her-minds-a-mess)

“No one can help me,” said Malfoy. His whole body was shaking. “I can’t do it… I can’t. It won’t work… and unless I do it soon… he says he’ll kill me…”

Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 

(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 

friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably

I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?   student 2: enough

teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?

my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

au where JK Rowling leaves Fred Weasley the fuck alone

me*suddenly is very very sad* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯