Hello, Different Anon To… Both Of The Earlier Ones Lol.

Insurance people: Hello, we are trying to reach you about your car—

Jen: *slams phone onto receiver* NOPE.

I need to know: How much does Jennifer Walters pay in car insurance each month?

There is no version of snapshot that can save her.

Haikyuu boy headcanons: mental health edition because it’s late and I can’t sleep

Tame ones here, TW worthy ones under the cut

Hinata— his quiet moments are always a bit off. He always wonders if he’s enough, if he can really do what he promised Kageyama. Sometimes, money’s tight. Sometimes, he doesn’t see his mom for weeks. He’s tired, but volleyball helps. And his friends.

Daichi— went through his own fair share of self esteem issues, but had good support and now dishes out wisdom like an old man and inspirational Pinterest combined.

Kageyama— pretty lonely as a kid, even with Miwa and his grandpa. Got even worse in junior high. Has his quiet moments but generally is okay when things are happening.

Iwaizumi— ignores his own health in favour of taking care of Oikawa, and learns the hard way to scale back. Hates scaling back so much that he dips back into ignoring his own mind until Oikawa becomes the one taking care of him, and then Iwa’s too scared to let himself go that far again.

Ushijima— self worth issues. Somehow both scared of failure and assured of his own victory at the same time. Enjoys self care as a routine and hates himself when he runs out of spoons to continue those routines. Doesn’t understand why he feels this way. Thinks it’s irrational.

Tendou— tries to take the “guess monster” moniker in stride and plays into it, but it still affects him. Wonders sometimes if his pride and reputation is worth it if he could just be himself with someone, truly and unabashedly. Finds comfort in being friends with Ushijima.

Semi— writes songs to process his feelings and has more often than not realized some things about himself as he writes. Performance anxiety, a bit of anger issues, mood swings.

Kita— king of self care. His routine is his all and he adjusts them when he thinks it needs changing, like how he adjusts his serving portions as he grows. Sometimes runs out of spoons but has a routine for low spoon days too.

Suga— has thought about suicide more than once, but never goes through with it. Doesn’t like the implications and doesn’t think it’s worth it. Plus, he still sort of believes in the “but you have so much to live for!” argument and also promised himself that it wouldn’t go too far.

Oikawa— once the concept of self harm was exposed to him, he’s wanted to try it. He’s a bit morbid with it. Doesn’t try anything with knives and skin but presses on his collection of never ending bruises. Hurts himself with overworking instead. Forgets to eat until Iwa reminds him.

Haikyuu boy headcanons: homework edition

Hinata— doesn’t do it. Tries and fails when told to. The only subject he doesn’t fail regularly is home ec and that’s cause his home life is one big home ec class.

Kageyama— tries so hard. Miwa used to sit with him to do it when they were younger and she taught him in volleyball terms so he’d pass. Unfortunately, once she left, so did his homework comprehension skills.

Daichi— very diligent and can understand most of his work. Once tried to cheat off of Suga for a math test in first year only to see that Suga had finished and was napping at his desk.

Suga— if the teacher isn’t collecting it, he doesn’t do it. Doesn’t study unless it’s the night before the test and he’s helplessly lost. The homework that he does do is either terribly wrong or 100% correct.

Oikawa— does all his homework and studies on Mondays when they don’t have practice. Isn’t bothered about his grades but likes how pretty 94s look on the paper.

Iwaizumi— studies, but isn’t so great on homework. Does it without complaint but is usually confused until someone (usually Oikawa) explains it to him. Hands in stuff late sometimes but the teachers don’t mind.

Ushijima— doesn’t know that not doing his homework is an option, so does all of it. Studies as needed.

Tendou— does all the homework but puts barely any effort into it. Studies when Ushijima studies. Gets a mix of As and Bs depending on how good he is at the subject naturally.

Semi— doesn’t study, but does all his homework and that’s enough studying for him. Doesn’t like people flaunting their high grades or worrying over getting 90s instead of 86s.

Kita— does all his homework and revises the subjects that don’t have homework every day. Studies more the night before a test. Consistently achieves high 90s but it’s expected so he doesn’t show it off.

Atsumu— so terrible at studying but manages to scrape by with A minuses. Everyone hates him in group projects because he has the leader vibe but hates doing the actual project.

Osamu— daydreams about food in class and has Suna give him the notes afterwards. Does his homework to make up for the lack of paying attention in class.

Kuroo— does his homework with Kenma and understands the class. If he doesn’t understand, he asks the teacher either during the lesson or after the period. Straight As.

Kenma— hates homework. Hates tests. Hates projects. Would rather die. Only does the ones that get marked and studies once in a blue moon or when Kuroo takes his PSP away from him.

Bokuto— surprisingly good with his homework habits other than the fact that he keeps losing the homework itself. Otherwise a good student.

Akaashi— schedules his crashouts around volleyball practice and his outings with Bokuto. Worries about grades sometimes, but then has periods of “why even give a shit”, then immediately regrets it the night before a project is due and then repeats the cycle.

Haikyuu boy headcanons: “how they unbox a box” edition ft life

Noya: tries to rip it open in one go. Like he will grab the sides and literally pull

Suga— knife. All the time. Where did he get that knife? Does he carry it around? Did he steal it? Nobody knows.

Daichi— lawful neutral, his house keys. Duh.

Tendou— the nearest sharp object, like a folded piece of paper or, as he said “Ushijima’s jawline”.

Fukunaga: puts it in water, waits for it to become soggy? Then he rips it open.

Oikawa— makes Iwachan open it for him

Iwaizumi— rips the tape off with pure unmatched physical strength.

Yamagata— b i t e

Rb to give the person you rbed from a warm blanket and their preferred warm drink

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