I'll Pay For There Theraphy

this is so true

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

Pansy vs Ginny

2ish years Post war

Ginny: selfish, narcissistic, jealous

Pansy: protective, unhinged, "you don't fuck with Pansy or the people she loves"

*Hermione and Pansy bond over the crazy shit they will do for loved ones. Setting teachers on fire, cursing boils on to a snitches face etc.

***DRACO LIKES HIS WOMEN SCARY & DEADLY**

Side Dramione = melded friend groups

Harry & Hermione have a sibling relationship

Pansy & Draco have a sibling relationship

Harry & Ginny marry after war

No kids

Harry works DMLE. Stuck there, puts in too much time & exhausted when at home.

Ginny plays quidditch but it isn't enough. Isn't getting the attention she wants from Harry. Still feels young and like wasting time.

Ginny cheats on Harry with Blaise

Leaves Harry but doesn't divorce and continues said fling with Blaise.

Harry floos to Hermione's unknowing the Malfoy's are hosting Theo (BI and getting around!) and Pansy (single).

So it turns into drunk Harry sob story.

Pansy decides to take him under her wing.

Full hurt/comfort over time.

Harry and Ginny are separated for a year.

No 'I love you' said between Harry and Pansy but SHE 100% has caught feelings and thought they were reciprocated

(Pansy still sees Blaise as a dear friend if not brother. Idk how she feels or handles Blaise being the homewrecker of sorts.... But Blaise ends up catching feelings for Ginny)

Ginny catches wind that Harry is moving on and decides to get him back.

Blaise doesn't open up easily but Ginny wormed her way into his heart then broke it.

Pansy is livid about that.

Harry takes Ginny back because he still *thinks* he loves her and they are still legally married.

Pansy is destroyed by that.

HOWEVER after a tiny bit of angsty time Harry planned to end it and be with Pansy!! But she acts too quickly... And it changes everything.

Pansy makes a fake alibi with Hermione but doesn't tell her what she is planning.

Mione knows how Pansy feels about Harry and agrees. (She knows what the fuck she's about son)

Harry is working late and Pansy still has access through his home floo. She finds Ginny alone in the house and gets her talking, finding out how truly awful Ginny is on the inside.

Pansy with minimal effort sends out curses and disapperates the 2 of them to her family's dungeons.

Harry was late at the Ministry talking to Draco about his change of heart with Ginny and wanting to end it to be with Pansy.

Draco tells Mione when he gets home and she puts together what the alibi Convo was about and is like OH FUCK we have to tell Pansy ASAP

The Malfoy's are panicking like, the FUCK do we do?! Let whatever happen or stop her? To patronus or not to patronus

Ginny regains consciousness to find herself magically and physically restrained to a stainless steel table.

Pansy starts monologuing about Harry, Blaise and the hurt Ginny caused them, plus what she is going to do whilst Ginny is under her control.

*insert song lyrics here!*

Hermione decides to send a patronus message to Pansy hoping it will get to her before it's too late.

A wispy glowing otter comes swimming into the Parkinson's Dungeon. Pansy's head snaps up when she hears Hermione's voice proclaiming Harry's love for her and to not do anything rash. Smiling, she wipes a tear from her cheek and feels the slick of blood against her skin. As Hermione's voice fades away so does the patronus, leaving Pansy alone with the carnage that was Ginny Weasley-Potter.

After a couple days Harry reports Ginny missing.

**WHERE SHOULD IT GO FROM HERE?!?**

Great like always

hi honey, how did I do ? 😅

I know right????

I need a pic of lewis and mbappe alone 😭

Why is this so funny

Silly Season ‘22 - Day 3

As a Britcedes fan, this has been hilarious to watch from the outside.

Boys pls remain non stupid, so this post doesn’t come back to bite me in the ass.

Bonus:

Read this, if you like:

Klaroline

Slight Kalijah

Hayley Bashing

Caroline and Klaus being parents

Daddy Will Be Raising The White Flag Soon Enough {Klaroline}

Daddy Will Be Raising The White Flag Soon Enough

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Disclaimer - (Cause fanfiction is tricky ground and I hope not to offend the creator of the original story and get sued

I do not own “The Vampire Diaries”, it belongs to its original creator Kevin Williamson, Julie Plec, and L. J. Smith. Nor do I own “Originals”, which belongs to its rightful creator Julie Plec, Michael Narducci, Leslie Morgenstein, Gina Girolamo. This is only a fanfiction that I was inspired to write by the original work. Please support the official release of “The Vampire Diaries” and “Originals”. Most of the media - such as the art and illustrations, gifs, video’s, etc. used in this fanfiction - are from the web. Thus, most of them aren’t mine (because I really, really can’t draw) unless mentioned. To fit the story, images are also edited by various apps and websites. So they aren’t mine, just edited.

Also if you own a picture or Video that I found online, and you either want your name added, or me to take it down. Please contact me and we can talk it out.

Warnings: Hayley Bashing, Hayley Death, A little bit of Daddy/Mommy play (Mentioned, toeing the water, Only wisps of steam - Not Full On Stem), Characters referring to themselves in the third person (-?), Klaus referring himself as (Lizzie’s) Daddy, Caroline referring to Klaus as (Lizzie’s) Daddy, Caroline referring to herself as (Lizzie’s) mommy, Klaus referring to Caroline as (Lizzie’s) mommy, Blood, Gore, I still haven’t reached this scene in the show - and I didn’t feel like watching it either - so the scene won’t really be anything like the show - because all my experience about this scene comes from Fanfics and AMVs, Cursing

Word Count: 2.6K

Requested By: A Guest On : Could you write a story that Caroline has been there the whole time in season 1 but on the last episode before Hayley leaves the church Caroline kills her for good before going to the cemetery for the baby and klaus finds out through Caroline or his own merit that the wolf did wake up but got killed by Caroline own hand and instead of being mad or disgusted by his queen he asks her to marry him instead and has adoption papers for her to sign because you and I both know the wolf did not deserve such a gift as a child

Summary: Caroline kills Hayley, after finding out the werewolf’s real intentions for the child she gave birth to. Elijah agrees in turn for Katherine’s freedom, Klaus asks Caroline to marry him, and Daddy Will Be Raising The White Flag Soon Enough.

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Afficher davantage

There we go, now were talking

more like it 😁

My poor babies:((

Aiden: Rudy, why do you wear so many colors despite being colorblind?

Rudy who does it to make up for his lack of perfection: Reasons.

Rudy: Why do you take pictures of everything?

Aiden who does it to document good memories that can go away in a flash like his happy family: Reasons

Tropes Galore!

"This book is dedicated to everyone who longed for a story solely centred on the Gods and Goddesses of Greek Mythology."

Throughout the years, I've noticed a plethora of retellings revisiting the mythos of the Trojan War, the Odyssey, and the adventures of the Greek heroes. However, I've always yearned for a story focused entirely on the drama-filled lives of the Gods alone.

Forget "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," I wanted to watch "The Real Housewives of Olympus"!

When I was younger, I devoured the old myths and found the gods seemingly an afterthought in many stories. Because the myths were written by men about men, the gods remained a mystery and left me wanting more.

With all the commotion happening on a mountaintop, I was never interested in the predictable 'Hero's Journey.' Instead, I wanted to know what Hera had for breakfast and, more importantly, what time Zeus got home the night before. Their sky drama had me hooked!

As I started writing my story in 2018, I felt compelled to stay true to the myths of the Gods. In my world, characters aren't simply black or white; they exist in many shades of grey. This doesn't make me dislike them for their faults; rather, it illustrates that people aren't purely good or evil—we encompass everything simultaneously. 

And for some, that concept is too frightening to grasp.

Now, on to the Tropes!

Love Triangle: Ares/Aphrodite/Hermes 😖

Sibling Rivalry: Ares/Hebe/Hephaestus vs. Hermes/Athena/Artemis 😏

Slow Burn: Hades/Persephone 🫣

Fated Mates: Ares/🤫 Hephaestus/🫢

Forbidden Loves: Hermes/Hera (it's kinda complicated 👀)

Touch Her & U Die: Ares/Hebe & Apollo/Artemis 🔥

Passions of the Gods is the first installment in a series of novels retelling the dark lore of Olympus. 

Persephone: My dear brother Ares and dear sister Athena... last time I was in Underworld, me and my husband had little time for each other because your war flood our realm with so many deads. In case you plan to repeat that next winter... let me remind you Me and Hades know how to find you and unless you both want to visit Tartarus, DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE. Athena & Ares: *worryingly side-glancing each other*

(I messed up english text, sorry for the mistakes but not have enough energy to remake the animation)