He’s Getting Too Old For This

So much comedic potential wasted

ben solo and hux rolling up to the resistance party after defeating palpatine like

I don’t know whether it fills me with laughter or pain that a cube got a name but Five didn’t

Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

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I was trying to explain tumblr to someone who had never used it before and she said “So what do people post there? Videos, like on tiktok?” and it took all my self control not to say “Mostly we just post bullshit.”

This man would let the intrusive thoughts win if it wasn’t for his daughter

Best Man-Tits of One Piece - Grand Finale

Submitters' motivations under the cut.

Motivations for submitting Franky:

His pre timeskip booba… the swag….. massive honkers. Hell yeah brother. (Mod: sorry I picked a post-timeskip pic)

Nipple lights

you hAVE to respect a diy boob job w all the extra features.

Motivations for submitting Brook:

sexyman don’t need skin to be sexyman

Please it would be hilarious if he won

big tit energy. if he had any yohohoho

goncharov

Then Luke—through mechanisms beyond Din’s conception—maybe the Force allowed jedi to store items in convenient subspace cavities—pulled a live frog out of his pocket. The blue thing kicked its legs in Luke’s gloved hand and Grogu reached for it. Questions ricocheted around Din’s head in a panic. Where did he get that thing? Where was he keeping it this whole time? How is it? Still alive? did he—Magic? Jedi magic?

Yet the only question that managed to stumble out through Din’s vocoder was: “Um. Is that for Grogu?”

“Yeah, it’s for both of us,” said Luke with a small, sunny smile.

No, thought Din quietly.

“You want a snack, Grogu?”

And before Din could look away, Luke’s mouth enclosed around the frog’s small, terrified head and with sharp nod he separated its head from its body. Din sighed in horror. The baby cheered.

“This is how me and Master Yoda used to split lunch back on Dagobah,” said Luke in between the crunch of cartilage. He handed a giggling Grogu the body. “Well, if he thought I worked hard enough that day, hah. And these were more like appetizers.”

How was it still alive? Did you get this from Dagobah? We’ve been away from the ship for two days. How was it still alive? Why does it smell like boiled bantha? Why??

Grogu gulped the body down with little resistance and Luke bounced the child on his hip. “That’ll tide ‘em over until we get back to the speeders. You okay, love?”

“Sure,” said Din. “Yes.”

The man takes no prisoners and i love it.

That is exactly why tumblr is so cathartic; the screaming into the void and no one giving a shit about it. It's the best part of it.

After the fact that we have Neil Gaiman. Doesn't get any better than that.

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Tags got out of control before I wrote the post addition. But anyway.

I understand that the tags author can be joking, dark humor and all that but it feels like kicking a - I don't even know, a cardbox full of wet kittens? - Vash himself when he's already beaten up and down in the dust trying to do some good and only getting violence and insults and humiliation for it.

It feels cruel and inconsiderate and even disrespectful. Stomps over the whole message of trigun and Vash.

Which is ironic, isn't it?

depression on the outside