scrumpledmilk

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My case

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

“I asked ChatGpt”

Ok well I asked the wasps nest in my attic, the song is loud and beautiful and I am so very afraid. There is a wasps’ nest in my attic. Perhaps it can soothe my itching soul.

snoopy in the reverse bear trap <3

I HAVE AN INTERVIEW ON THURSDAY FOR A JOB THAT ACTUALLY PERTAINS TO MY MAJOR 🔥🔥

And it’s in walking distance 🙏

The pre-screen call was awk as hell but they gave me an interview anyway

so basically im winning… I hope

getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

just saw ur post stripping to chappel roan (the giver was absolutely the perfect song choice) but the picture took ages to load so i watched the video first and. i thought. you would have an actually real-live person not a cardboard cut out of house 😭😭

anyway yea thats when i hit that follow button ig

THANK YOU FOR APPRECIATING THE SONG CHOICE- It feels important to mention that I edited the audio so the Hilson blood type convo played before the song 🙏

And using cardboard cutouts as props in my drag is becoming a trend for me.. I have a feeling I’ll be doing it more in the future 🙂‍↕️

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

Who up listening to that one song that gives them visions of their fictional favs suffering

I think I might finally be seeing the end of this long ass art block I’ve been experiencing

Knock on wood or whatevs

STOP SCATTERING MY ASHES IM STILL ALIVE

Scrolling through job sites and endless lies of ‘entry level’ positions is sucking my whimsy away…

I should just start a fansly or something

Identifiable tattoos be damned- for 10 bucks you can see this strange trans twink get naked

absolutely crazy move for arthur to say thank you to merlin for the first time as his last words and then hold the back of his head and try to pull his own head up for like. totally a kiss before losing the strength to pull merlin in and then just dying instead. good one man.

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

‘Materialists’ promo pics are giving me so many good references for drawing silly little throuple ships

Idek what the movie(?) is about but every time I see one of these pictures im like ah yes this is literally just like them fr

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

For the very big very sought after prize of a little kiss on the forehead from yours truly- all you have to do is open your heart and share your weed🙂‍↕️

(^my honest reaction to you opening your heart)

Experienced a crazy rush of gender euphoria bc my mom saw this over my shoulder and thought link was me

I need to be violently high

Post haste

First Monday that I don’t have to go into the hellscape I used to call a job and with no final exams looming over my head

I already feel more normal 🙂‍↕️💫

Unfortunately I am spending today applying to new jobs so this normalcy may be short lived

i bring a sort of "it doesnt matter if youre into porn or not, getting elitist and mad at people for being horny aligns you with the agenda of the alt right" vibe to the conversation that some ppl dont like

Naming my dog Merlin (the Arthurian brain worms got me IM SORRY) has led to endless dog!merlin art and fic prompts flooding my head but idk which one to follow through with so I feel insane

HIII

THIS IS MERLIN!!! ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

He is starting his public access training today!

I bring him home on the 13th to start his task training !! He’s so swag tbh

Expect crazy amounts of pictures and updates when hes home 🙂‍↕️💫

Survived my last final just to be immediately confronted by this flyer in the hallway as I left

Being suddenly added to a random group chat full of millennial fanfic authors would save me in many many ways

That or joining a cult

I’m amenable to both tbh

disabled people who do not directly "contribute" to society and need large amounts of care and resources to survive deserve not only to survive but to have comfort, stability, and fun within their lives while they do. no compromises.