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Different, but the same (Need better title)
Autistic!James x Reader (Just a short drabble, testing the water a little. Depending on how this is received, I may write a bit more.) (Also, the diagnosis of ‘Autism’ is never brought up. See this post Michaela made in regards to disability in the Demon World (Keep in mind that Autism is labeled as a mental disability in the post despite it being neurological.) But essentially, symptoms that may be considered ‘abnormal are typically cured with magic. But if left untreated, can become permanent. So, in this drabble, James has Autism, and has learned to mask, leading to him being able to hide his disability from Mika. For now anyway…
You fell in love with him the moment you saw him. He had a kind face, and a very mature way of speaking to you. A beautiful smile, outstanding intelligence, and a kind, kind heart. You knew he was the one you wanted to spend the rest of your life with. And you never would have guessed that he felt the same way. The moment you kissed him for the first time, you knew he was the one. No one else could ever come close. You loved everything about him. The funny face he made when he ate something slimy. The rare, goofy smile he gave you when you tried (Keyword tried) to make a joke. And the lovely way he wrinkled his nose when you kissed it. Every little thing about him you loved.
However, even with love at first sight, you had always noticed there was something about James that stood out when compared to his brothers. But you could never quite place your finger on what that was. When he first came to the human world, he seemed to have a harder time adjusting to things that his brothers did. He always seemed concerned about things that they hadn’t even thought about, or cared about. Things were not the same as they were in the Abyss. And for some reason, that seemed to upset him the most…
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A short essay (1?)
So, the fandom for the Seduce me game isn’t a huge one. And I haven’t been here long enough to see the popular opinions of the game. (Favorite characters, favorite pairings, general popular opinions, etc.) But still, I imagine my opinion isn’t going to be very well received. Here goes nothing.
I do not like Saero. (In the canon verse anyway. I’ve been a part of an AU where he is redeemed, and I’ve tolerated him. Granted, he gets much much worse before he gets better. So he’s certainly not my favorite still in that verse. But in the canon, Seduce me universe, I really and truly do not like him.) See under the cut for the essay on why.
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Fanart done by Itozumi sort of on a whimsy/request (her whimsy, my request). Damien doesn’t get enough fanart love ^^
time to get possessed by the ghost of 2012 tumblr and draw ship art of the goose from the goose game and the goat from goat simulator as 20 year old twinks
Matthew is at his most powerful state and James is terrified of him. You cannot change my mind. @fivelosersandaqueen
Dormant Predators
Jeff I swear i will hack into your pofile and change your URL myself.
-Sir, you have a bladder infection.
-What’s that?
-Urine trouble, sir.
You fool thats a gateway to the underworld
A tree on fire after a lightning strike
i’ve been drawing The Boys for a while now but haven’t uploaded any of them for some reason
Reblog this if Ben is a hoe
some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows
How do you not remember that was so funny!
Remember when I said demons swam in lava
man was I high or what
Diana
(i’m sick at the moment and I have no place to even be on my phone right now so I’m posting what I have I hope that will suffice until I’m better)
You broke dianas orb
Diana pov
“ now this is interesting,who dares summon a demon of Lilith~.I was busy you-know so please make this quick.” When I looked down I saw a human ? “ who are you? And why do you have my orb?” They looked scared, or at the very least surprised ,usually people who have the orbs of a demon know what they’re getting into. Getting these orbs are no easy feat. You either make them or you earn them, which like I said are both extremely hard to do. Making them has its pros and cons you don’t have to summon a demon by doing a stupid ritual and then doing a great sacrifice or favor to earn such an orb, and even then getting the necessary ingredients in the human world is practically impossible without jumping into the abyssal planes to get some of them, so this human must be a powerful witch. As for earning them ,a simple favor won’t do no no you have to do something big something that can bring even the demon lord to its knees,so this human must be either very powerful or very desperate. Hmph. How troublesome, I was in the middle of something . That joke of a demon was about to give me energy, this better be quick.
Part 2 of what the heck grandpa
And the last orb a elegant violet that just as bright as the fifth shines but not exactly. This orb shines to what seems to be with power. In a state of aw you pick one of them up. What a beautiful orb... OH NO I DROP THE GOD DAMN ORB. While replaying the shattering of the orb in your mind ,you fail to notice a pair of feet in front of you . “Ahem.” Now that caught your attention. You looked up and saw a demon ?
What the heck grandpa part 1
While being bored out of your mind in your room , you decided to go up to the attic . There was really nothing else to do , you didn’t go to school because you didn’t “feel good” but it just turns out that It was just a minor stomachache that passed as soon as you decided to stay home, so in an attempt to at least try to feel like staying home was justified you thought cleaning would be a good use of your time and why not clean the attic while you were at it? Attics are always dusty and kinda dirty so why the heck not ??? Truth be told that after you grandfathers passing you haven’t be there in a while ! HECK! You don’t even remember the last time you been up there . So you gather all the cleaning supplies that you might need , the duster , broom , a damp rag and some cleaning solution and make your way up there. Pulling the little cord that is connected to the stairs and making sure it wouldn’t go through the floor you climb them ,finding it quite odd how you didn’t see any dust particles fly through the air. God you hope that this wasn’t a waste of a trip ... the long flights of stairs that it took to even get close to the floor where the attic was, a dang nightmare! goodness that it’s self was a work out and the stairs that you have to take to get to in the-actual attic are so Heavy you don’t even want to think about lefting the stairs back up. It doesn’t take long for you to get into the dimly lit room and surprise surprise just as you thought ,it’s clean!!!! Not a speck of dirt or even the usual dust bunnies in the corner can be seen!!! What heck!?!? What a waste of time and effort but since you’re up here might as well look around, no harm no foul you suppose. So you put the cleaning supplies down and did exactly that ,you looked around for a bit , and found old photo albums with family and relatives some you didn’t even recognize, just how old are these albums? Your not even gonna think about it. After getting your little Full of looking at all the photo albums with some random people you put them back but just as you were going to turn around you accidentally tripped over a box.... what. The . Freak . How did that even get there???? You decided that glaring at the box while still being on the ground wasn’t a very intimidating stance so you sat up and then glared at the box. How dare it tripped you? On a scale of “I’m telling my father about this” to “Adam!” You were a “so no head?” While still being in vine mode you opened the box but just before you thought about “ roadwork ahead yeah I sure hope it does” you notice something, it was filled with styrofoam peanuts. Hell . Oh HELL YES . These lil bastards were your holy Grail! Who didn’t like them!!!! Elephants probably... while you were digging to see what was under these little guys ,you felt something smooth and cold . When you took some of that Styrofoam peanuts you found 6 glowing glass orbs in a styrofoam holder. Nani? Why does grandpa have these? In any case they look important. They also seem to have a little bits of writing on them? You can’t really tell because of how bright they glowed and how very little light there was up here . But from what you can make of it it looks like a Latin???? You wanted to say what was written on one of the orbs but something kept you from it. Oh well .... looks that mandatory Latin class would have to come in handy later. You couldn’t get over how beautiful these orbs were!! The first orb was Golden yellow that seems to hold the sun it self, the second A red almost pink color , mimics the color of a freshly bloomed rose ,the third a green so earthy that you might’ve mistaken as a model of the earth if it was just showing you the land ,the forth a blue so dark yet vivid that if you were to drop it in the darkest part of the ocean that it would be lost,the fifth a shadowy grey color even calling it gray would be a bit of a stretch but for some reason despite its dark color it’s shines.
Veil
So I completely forgot to post this months ago… but its almost Halloween again so? The timing is better now. Enjoy! Don’t forget to reblog!
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Demons weren’t meant to be confined to the tight space of a van, and especially not for hours on end. At least that’s how Matthew tried to convince Mika to pull over so he could stretch and get Suzu off his bladder.
In the trunk, wedged between luggage, Suzu and Damien had sprawled over Matthew’s lap while still technically wearing their seatbelts. They were sleeping soundly, while Matthew was stuck as their prisoner with his hoodie over his face like a blanket and his knees pressed together. In the back seat, Erik, Naomi, Andrew, and Sam had all managed to squeeze in together with the brothers in the middle and their lovers at their side. Andrew and Erik were sharing earbuds, and Sam and Naomi were curled up together, humming soft little notes to each other. James had shotgun with a number of books at his feet, some literature and some puzzle books with sudoku and pictographs. He had removed his glasses and let his eyes rest.
Mika was at the wheel, GPS hooked up, radio murmuring away at the lowest volume, bags under her eyes weighing her down but never stopping her. Her mind had passed the tired threshold into autopilot, locking her gaze on the interstate in her headlights, sole job of staying in her lane and looking out for the next exit.
Seven hours, from midday glare in her eyes to the sunset throwing violet and amber watercolors over the clouds, to midnight. Seven hours on the road. She was dead inside.
In one mile, stay in the left two lanes and take Exit 108 onto I-90 East
She tapped her turn signal with her pinkie and glanced up at her rear view. No headlights anywhere near them. She glided over two lanes.
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I- i played seduce me again and- just wanted to make one meme...then it turned into like- 10..
@fivelosersandaqueen I’m sorry
I had this GREAT idea doing the cleaning in my house. How would the incubros react to their S / O doing the chores on a hot day? It can be fluff / smutty, whatever you want. Bye-bye
Wink and finger guns Gotcha (I couldn’t think anything for Matthew, I feel like a terrible person)
James
He was entering the library whe he see you on your tiptoes, trying to reach the highest shelf
pretty cute and…hot
veeery hot
it’s a summer day so, say hello to the shorter and tight clothing
and heello that big ass James is devouring with his eyes
difficult to control his bulge
but, it’s a pretty nice view
“James, can you help me? I can’t reach that fucking shelf to clean it”
no need to tell him twice
“Of course love”
welcome to sassy and kinky James town, population your ass
he positioned behind you and with a slight movement, he kills two birds with one stone
clean the shelf at the same time he passes his covered cock between your butt cheeks
if it was hot before, now it was the same hell, with his king imprisoning you between his chest and the bookcase
He smirk when he’s done and grab a book from the same stand
before he leaves, he smak your ass with the book and give you a hot, tongue-ish, messy kiss
he leaves you hot red and with weak legs
Erik
maybe running away after hearing a blow and a scream when you’re doing the cleaning, is not the best option
less when what you are cleaning are the strings of the piano
Erik almost cut a finger
Everything is ok, but demon powers activated tho
super worried
he runs like a flash to get to the origin of the scream
“Princess/Prince, are you alright?”
got speechless the instant he see you, lying on the floor of the living room
“Yeah, I’m ok, I just…tripped over the water bucket”
the clothes you wear begin to transpire;a bad or good day to use white, it depends on you
in a moment you felt cold because of the water scattered all over your body, and in the next you feel like the temperature rises quickly
you raise your head and you don’t find anything else than your flirty incubus in the middle of a enthralled
“My my, you’re such a mess”
you try to say something, but the only thing that comes out of your mouth is a loud moan
“Let me help you with that”
Erik attacks your neck, leaving a path of kisses and bites to your lips
before you know it, his tendrils are going up your arms and position them behind your back
you’re so fucked
Sam
he almost choked on his own saliva when he saw you
Sam was leaving the living room to start cleaning the stairs when he sees a bulge sticking out from under the table
he has to look twice to know that it was you
half body tucked under the table, high ass and short that barely covers half of the skin of that area
“doofus…wh-what are you doing?”
his eyes don’t leave you ass and to be honest, he doesn’t feel like removing them for a while
“Cleaning, what did you expect?”
he may have found a hint of mischief in your voice, but he doesn’t pay attention
instead,he kneels and stands behind you
he runs a hand over your bare legs, giving you shivers down your spine
“Sa-Sam-” he spank you before you can finish
and again, and again, and again
you can feel the area of your ass hot red, with a need for ice
his lips replace his hands, leaving open kisses for your legs and butt cheeks
when he kiss the sensitive area, your moans came out of control from your mouth
and before you knew it, you were a moan mess, asking for more of his kisses … but somewhere else
“Aomaris!” his real name comes out of your mouth when he bites very close to your intimate area
With a voracious movement, he takes off your shorts, running his fingers up and down
“You are forbidden to stop what you were doing until I am done with you, got it?“
Damien
Hear me out, this precious cinnamon roll has the most pure thoughts of the entire universe
and with pure I mean that whatever you do, it will look beautiful in Damien’s eyes. I. e:
making dinner. He loves to accommodated behind you, his arms around your waist and watching your hands do magic
sleeping. Your matted hair, your slightly parted lips and your faint sounds while you dream
and also, like today, cleaning the kitchen
your hair lifted in a bun, leaving your neck uncovered, tank top and shorts, exposing large amount of skin in consecuense of the hot day
Damien hugs you from behind, tenderly as he watches as you clean the dishes
He attac your neck with sweet, open kisses, receiving a little hum from you in return
“Damien…I washing the dishes” with each kiss, it is impossible to maintain concentration, and your head just concentrates on keeping the moans as low as possible
“I know…and I know you’re keeping your moans low. Please, don´t do that, I want to hear you”
see!! a pure, beatiful thing who nobody truly deserves in this world
you don’t know if it’s because of his kisses or his words, but your moans begin to increase,supporting your hands on the side of the countertop, trying to keep standing before the movements of your incubus
his kisses turned into bites and his hands went up to your chest
“I want to hear more of your beatiful voice”
a hand travels slowly towards your hot core and giving a kiss on the lobe of your ear he says:
“Can I continue generating those sweet sounds?”
you can´t say no to him
Hello and welcome back, I am back live and just getting a few pieces out which were sitting in cold storage while I was gone , I might put up a post on that or have depending on when this goes up. Yeah , more to come from this series, going to do a headshot of each of the bois , or most of the bois I like (which is all of them , but especially damien , and matt). Yeah here’s a leaf with a leaf. Ownership of the character is belongs to Michaela Laws Go support the games, the visual novel is free with a second one also out there. Let me know if you would like to use this piece anywhere , I’m generally chill with it for fanart.
at least it’s not vorw
Little did you know he wishes to be a true cinnamon roll then he can live out his dream of being gobbled up by his lover fuck fuck hecking shit that hurt me to write
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) confronted a CEO Thursday for pricing a drug designed to reduce the risk of HIV transmission at $8 in Australia but over $1,500 in the U.S.
“You’re the CEO of Gilead. Is it true that Gilead made $3 billion in profits from Truvada in 2018?” Ocasio-Cortez asked Gilead CEO Daniel O'Day.
“$3 billion in revenue,” he clarified.
The current list price is $2,000 a month in the United States, correct?“ she asked, referring to Truvada.
“It’s $1,780 in the United States,” O'Day responded.
“Why is it $8 in Australia?” Ocasio-Cortez countered.
“Truvada still has patent protection in the United States and in the rest of the world it is generic,” O'Day explained, adding, “It will be generically available in the United States as of September 2020.”
“I think it’s important here that we notice that we the public, we the people, developed this drug. We paid for this drug, we lead and developed all the patents to create Prep and then that patent has been privatized despite the fact that the patent is owned by the public, who refused to enforce it,” Ocasio-Cortez said.
“There’s no reason this should be $2,000 a month. People are dying because of it and there’s no enforceable reason for it.”
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/444091-ocasio-cortez-confronts-ceo-for-nearly-2k-price-tag-on-drug-that-costs-8-in
*five shiny black lacquered boxes appear on the doorstep of the Anderson mansion. Each one has one of the boys' names engraved on the top. Inside are chocolate replicas of their dicks. Sam's is coated in green candy*
Okay which one of you fucks from the Discord chat last night sent this because if you think I’m gonna make my Boys eat their own dicks cast in chocolate you’re absolutely right down the hatch fuckbois.
Okay okay. If we can't get a detailed description if then eating it, can we at least see their reaction to the boxes? Please :3
Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh I guuuueeessss 😏
James cocks a brow when he examines his box. It looks fancy, whatever it is. An expensive gift from Mika, perhaps? An admirer?Then he opens it, and his eyes bulge.
Erik, too, examines his box with a quizzical knot in his brow, though he’s smiling. Surely it’s something decadent from a fan. He has many, after all. If his name is on it, then it must be something personalized.Erik opens his box and it takes him a moment to fully process and piece together what he’s seeing. A chocolate dick. Sweet Satan. It’s his dick isn’t it. It is. How was this made? Erik catches himself suppressing laughter. He could think of someone to give this to…
Sam doesn’t show it but he kinda feels bad that someone got him something this fancy-looking. He’s not the type who can appreciate fancy-looking shit. That’s James’ whole schtick. He hopes it’s something he can actually use.When he opens it, he sees it in all its green phallic glory for all of a second before dead-ass dropping it on the ground and walking away, looking like a man who has been dead inside for years. And yes, the candy-coated chocolate cock cracked when it hit the ground.
Matthew is bristling and bouncing on his heels as he opens his. Someone got him something nice! Someone spent money on him! He bets its gonna be something great. He doesn’t know what, but it’s gotta be! It has his name on it! There’s gold! By sheer virtue of it being a gift it’s great of course, but now he’s dying to see—Holy Shit It’s A Penis. Made Out Of Chocolate. Oh Beelz It’s His Penis. That… that’s his penis sculpted in chocolate holy shit that’s GREAT!!!! He’s gonna get the tallest glass of milk he can pour; this bad boy isn’t lasting a day.
Damien doesn’t remember hearing anyone drop them off, and he can already hear that it isn’t from Mika. What could this be? It’s in black and gold which is… a bit of a mixed message. Commoner and Crown Prince colors. Strange…He cautiously lifts the lid. And slams it shut, hunching in on himself and spewing a laugh through his teeth like an elephant, eyes frantic in his incredulity. Damien actually lowers to his knee and covers his face with an arm, wheezing, turning pink in the face. Eventually he scrambles for his phone and takes a picture for his snapchat. -Spit-roast for the sweet-tooth.-
Imagine James get turned into a cat for a bit and when he gets back it takes a while to shake off some of the effects. Grooming himself, hissing at water, rubbing against mika for attention then walking off.
I was gonna go into some long winded paragraph about how formed habits work but yknow what? James lapping at his coffee for all of a second before remembering himself? James pressing his forehead against Mika’s in a “pet-me” fashion? James curling up on himself in his sleep?
Blessed.
Anonymous said to incorrect-seduce-me: Soo um Damien can you pretty please tell me what is the dirtiest aka smutty thing James has dreamed about I swear is for science *blush*
Damien perked up at the question, and a strangely peevish glint flickered in his eye. He smiled, and scooted in closer to the table with both hands cupping his mug of cold apple cider.
“You really wanna know, huh?”
He grinned wider and giggled, glancing around to make sure his brothers weren’t within earshot. He beckoned you to sit at the table with him, and he chuckled again.
“It’s okay, you don’t have to lie about why you want to know,” He tapped his temple twice and winked. “I can hear you, remember?
“Don’t worry, a lot of people think he’s attractive. And he knows it, too,” Damien added with a playfully annoyed tone. “His dreams, though… Right… James can control his dreams sometimes, so he can sometimes focus in on things he likes and wants. But wet dreams are fairly subjective, so… Hmm.”
Damien took a moment to look you over, observed your demeanor, and reflected on how you had asked him for the information you wanted. He took another sip of his cider.
“I think… you wouldn’t like his dirtiest dream. I mean, it weirds me out a little. Weirds out Mika too.” He spoke all this into his mug, the cup giving each word a little porcelain resonance. Another soft slurp. “I don’t judge him though. That wouldn’t be fair.
“Instead, I think you’d like this dream better. It was a while ago, but… well. He still thinks about it now and then.
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Cat!Damien would always greet Mika at the door when she comes home. Probably stares forlornly out the window when he starts missing her. He rushes to the door as soon as he hears the car pull up. If Mika took too long to get in he'd look at her through the window and meow, begging her to come back to him. He doesn't leave her side for a solid hour after she gets home.
!!!! What a good boy!Poor baby, hesitantly patting the window with his paw. Sad boy. Sad sandy boy. Mika will put your favorite pillow by her lap for you. You can cuddle up with her nice and warm. Round nap. Fluffy.