Idk If Someone Made This Already But I Saw This Text And Immediately Thought Of Them

god i love the blue catfish so much. kind of a terrifying superpredator honestly. they like living in muddy water so their eyesight is dogshit, but they've got these huge barbels around their face to feel around, and their whole body is covered in almost two hundred thousand tastebuds to figure out exactly where their prey is, and they've got a special adipose fin to be extra tuned-in to water currents/pressure, and they have super keen senses of hearing at really low AND high frequencies, and they ALSO have a deeply forked tail to decrease drag so they can just cruise around and gulp down literally whatever they want, including other catfish, even in like zero-visibility water where every other animal is basically blind. and they get so fucking stupid huge with this technique that nothing can grab them because they're as big as a person. and if an eagle or something does grab one before it's gotten big enough to be eagle-proof, the catfish has fucking POISON KNIVES on its fins to not only stab things but also envenomate them in the process

you may not like it, but THIS is what peak performance looks like

in my mind youtube isn’t a social media because i don’t talk to anyone on there. that’s just where video is :)

Guys what if I started obsessing over fish again

Deez nuts

There’s not enough murphamy content, which is is honestly tragic, so I guess I’ll have to make my own

I’ll post the link to the fic when I’m done writing

The urge to make an astarion commander deck

(visibly shaking) These are cool👍

queer themes in x-men my beloved. Angel binding his wings. Bobby’s parents asking if he’s tried just not being a mutant. Nightcrawler and catholic guilt. The existence of cherik. Everything with Scott/Jean/Logan. Mystique and Destiny.

I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic

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