Wish I Could Call In Bitchy To Work

i’m in the business of misery let’s take it from the top she’s got a body like an hour glass it’s ticking like a clock

this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

at least there’s fucking friends. at least there’s people who love you in this godforsaken world

got my copy of petscop! here's the back stuff <3

Some bowuigi to celebrate the official start of the holiday season. Happy December everyone

"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

No offense but I’ll be as honest as you let me, I miss your early morning company! if you get me! you are my favorite “what if,” !!!!!!!!! you are the best “I’ll never know”!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t mean any of it, I just got too lonely. If you even care.

passenger princess? No, I’m the passenger knight. I’ve sworn an oath of homoerotic loyalty to the driver and will protect them until my last breath. I will carry out her road rage. I’m why the front passenger seat is called shotgun

(: Belle / Tiara :)