Asfhkgj Please Tell Me No One Else Has Thought Of This Yet

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I’m just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team

hey anyone know if this little red dude hanging out to the left of the moon is mars??? or something else???

sir that’s my emotional support cowboy 

to my fellow black folk: we lost an actual superhero, and it feels like it. It's perfectly okay to feel distraught, sadness, emotional at that loss. I know being black is hard when it comes to what feels like consistent, communal trauma. it's okay to take a breather and feel- you don't have to always feel "strong". We're all here. ✊🏾❤️

(you can, and please, share if you're not black, but don't dare start no discourse in my comments)

wish my brain was into kinky stuff like producing serotonin and dopamine

Big female gargoyle protects nuns in turn take care of her 👀

the au you all asked for