Me After Reading The Most Profane, Toe Curling, Mind Blowing Smut Known To Man In The Middle Of Class

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

very incomplete list of very specific and very attractive things:

gold jewelry sticking to wet tanned skin

making a wish on an eyelash

noses that look like they belonged to a greek deity once

the song bad man by fightmaster

sock garters

thick accents of all kinds

getting called a term of endearment in your lover's native tongue

tiny wrinkles around the eyes from age and smiling too much

birthmarks scattered across one’s body like constellations

snaggleteeth

a really mean stare

the silver of skin between a shirt and compression arm sleeves

someone knowing your favorite flower

scrunched noses while laughing. unhinged laughter too

a single gray streak of hair

sharing a cigarette shotgun style

the way someone says my name

really bushy brows

the confidence of someone eating alone at a restaurant

a lovesick gaze. like yearning. withering away from it

obsessed w this gif i can't stop using it for everything.

Can I vent for a second? I never want to be one of those people who tries to dictate what others should write … but this is a huge pet peeve of mine.

Y/N is not the first female driver in Formula 1.

Maria Teresa de Filippis, Lella Lombardi, Divina Galica, Desiré Wilson, and Giovanna Amati did not put their blood, sweat, and tears into breaking barriers in real life only to be erased in fanfiction.

Y/N can be the first female driver in decades. Y/N can be the first female driver to race for a particular team. Y/N can be the first female driver to earn at least one point. Y/N can be the first female driver to stand on the podium. Y/N can be the first female driver to win.

But she is not the first female driver in Formula 1.

Don’t take that away from the real women who sacrificed so much to do what many deemed impossible.

I often think about how Lewis said he personally called so many drivers in 2020 and personally asked them to kneel for BLM. I think about how he said he personally tried to explain the protest to them and answer all their questions. I think about how he felt when so many of them still declined. I think about how he was fined for wearing shirts for BLM. I think about how F1 stopped him from wearing a shirt that simply said "Justice for Breonna Taylor." because F1 wanted to 'de-politicise' the sport. I think about how when they asked Stefano Domenicali, the CEO of F1, about Lewis' activism, he said F1 is not racist and he does not "Percieve" the racism Lewis is talking about.

I think about how Nelson Piquet, who was fined $1 million for racially abusing Lewis on video was *banned* from the paddock. I think about how he just showed up to the paddock today clearly wearing a paddock pass and hanging out outside of Red Bull, not even hiding inside.

I think how this is all so symptomatic of how rotten to the core F1 is. How Lewis being the most successful driver in the history of the sport did not spare him from this.

Carrie (1976) dir. Brian De Palma The Silence of the Lambs (1991) dir. Jonathan Demme Se7en (1995) dir. David Fincher Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) dir. Raja Gosnell Zodiac (2007) dir. David Fincher Jennifer's Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) dir. David Fincher Paranorman (2012) dir. Sam Fell, Chris Butler Last Night in Soho (2021) dir. Edgar Wright

Carrie (1976) Jennifer's Body (2009) Evil Dead (2013) Gone Girl (2014) Crimson Peak (2015) The Witch (2015) The Neon Demon (2016) Ready or Not (2019) Last Night in Soho (2021)

WOMEN COVERED IN BLOOD