@incorrectsamuraiwarriorsquotes Is A Gift

HOLY CRAP THAT'S SO SCARY I NEVER WANNA SEE ANOTHER REPLAY I'M SO GLAD HE'S SAFE

Dadzai reigning in his two kids before they kill each other

"I'm about to end my lifu with this fucking knifu"

- Osamu Dazai, probably.

honestly.

My two best friend are now mutuals they've left me I'm all alone

WHAT IS THE POINT IN LIVING NOW

@yeehawjira @lila-baard you guys are so

CRUEL

Just a normal day 

yosano: i like that we say "oh man" to express disappointment. because men, in fact, are disappointing.

ranpo:

yosano: !! except ranpo. he is the purest thing in the world

For your viewing pleasure

Things that Dazai is Officially Not Allowed to Do at Meetings, a By No Means Comprehensive List Assembled Over the Course of Several Months - by Kunikida

1. Refer to the collective members of the Armed Detective Agency as “Fukuzawa and the Fukuzawettes”.

2. Attempt to chime in to discussions by quoting the battle speech from Braveheart.

3. …Or any other, completely unrelated scenes from Braveheart.

4. Underscore anyone’s speeches by shouting “Amen!”, “Can I get a witness?”, or “Cowabunga!”

5. Underscore anyone’s speeches by waving one of those giant foam fingers from sporting events.

6. Underscore anyone’s speeches by playing dramatic music in the background.

7. Okay, who the hell gave Dazai a kazoo?

8. Giggle every time someone uses the word “duty.” Seriously, are you five?

9. Make a series of straight-faced, somber-sounding comments designed to include the word “duty” as many times as possible.

9a. [Amended, after the giggling proves contagious.] Okay, now nobody is allowed to say “duty”, are you happy?

9b. I wasn’t laughing, I was coughing, and anyway, that’s not- look, can we move on?

10. Anything involving sock puppets, for any reason.

11. For the purposes of 10, “sock puppets” also includes puppets not made of socks.

12. Okay, who the hell gave Dazai his kazoo back?

See also: spoopy litwick comic

For some reason I’ve become infatuated with the idea of Calem unwittingly becoming a Phantump’s mom.

PS, some extras I haven’t posted here on Patreon.