If This Is Real, I Have To Attend (i Live In The South But I Will Make It Happen)

It doesn't matter that Dale Cobble looks like the reincarnated corpse of a founding father, I genuinely think he's so sexy and I need him in ways you can't even begin to comprehend and in ways that would send me to hell instantly. He would have to literally kill me to get rid of me

the feminine urge to have my f/o(s) chase me under the moonlight through a grass field while I wear a pretty white flowy dress that I have to hold the hem of with both hands while I run

Me when I see a picture of ✨The Character™✨:

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

i made his nose too small... :(

also, the lighting makes the paint look weird, im not used to taking good pics of my art ;-;

me going home after a long day to see my husband (he is fictional)