AH- BOOM BOOM!!! NO-

Why is this true!? 😭😭😂😂

if monkie kid wasn’t a kids show , these two would curse like it’s second nature

“Y-You’re actually v-very nice to look at…”

*That was the first time she spoke in weeks*

How Attractive Is Your Muse? On a scale of 1-100

“Yessss! Almost at 50%!”

Steeljaw if you- *sighs and bangs my head on the wall*

The talk of potentiality on betraying them, the dramatic bow, then the sinister smirk.

*slams fist* YOU CAN’T KEEP DOING THIS TO ME

☆𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔫☆

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𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔩𝔬𝔤𝔲𝔢

𝔄𝔯𝔠 𝔩

chapter 1

chapter 2

chapter 3

chapter 4

chapter 5

chapter 6

chapter 7

chapter 8

chapter 9

chapter 10

𝔄𝔯𝔠 𝔩𝔩

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𝔈𝔭𝔦𝔩𝔬𝔤𝔲𝔢

mood board

I just felt like being in a silly mood

🙂

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Art by @jttw-monkeybusiness

Oh shit-

NO!! It is a hair clip and it’s shaped like a star

You said barrette and I thought you meant the HAT- 😭

I LOVE YOU TODD!!!

AND SO DOES MY OC FRANCISCA OGILLAN

Is that a lizard on her shoulder?

Is her barrette shaped like weed??

Answer the second question first!

20 years ago today…. I have blessed this world with my existence…..

👏The light from outside👏👏👏👏And I came out👏👏👏👏 I’m covered in SHIT👏👏👏👏 and that’s the end👏👏👏👏

I had a fish 👏 👏👏 👏 his name was Johnny 👏👏👏👏 he died 👏👏👏👏 from dehydration. 👏👏👏👏

@blauwu @anyone (let’s try and make this silly thing me and my bestie made a chain by carrying on the story like this lol)

*CRIES*

I LOVE THIS SO MUUUUUCCCCHHH

Future with Todd Tolansky Headcanons!

Don't be fooled, even though this post mentions having kids, there will be no NSFW. So if that's what you're interested in, you're outta luck. Anyways, future with Todd head canons!

• First of all, he is NOT a sitcom father. He would never treat you badly or push all of the responsibilities on you.

• He would worship you every day.

• I think he'd get a job and still come home to clean the house (and make you dinner, that man is definitely a good cook)

• I think he has his own business as a mechanic, so his hours are a bit more flexible. Count on him staying home whenever you're sick.

• He does all of the chores because he wants to, but if you're not okay with that he'll obviously let you do some.

• But you can definitely expect to come home to a clean house, dishes clean, dinner on the table, everything. He's basically a stay at home husband, even if he also has a job.

• Was so nervous when he was proposing, he ended up dropping the rings a few times.

• Listens to you about the jewelery you like, and gets you a ring that he knows you'll like.

• He was a nervous wreck during your wedding, and he was definitely sobbing when he first saw you.

• Also cried during his vows. And during the first kiss and the reception and afterwards.

• Anyways, we've gotten to the dreaded topic; Children.

• I just want to say that he always listens and make decisions with you in mind. So if you don't want kids (same), he's completely fine with that! Same goes for if you do.

• I also want to say that he is DEFINITELY a girl dad. The universe can not let this man have sons, that's just not possible.

• So if you do have kids, his nails are always painted. And he'll never take any shit from anyone about that.

• He's a mix of the dad from Bluey and Joey Foo on Tiktok.

• He has a soft spot for his daughters, but he's not one of those "I'm the fun parent, your mom is so mean, right kids?" He can parent just as well as his partner.

• Teaches his kids how to fight and stand up to others because he is not letting his little mutant babies be bullied.

• Also worships you when you're pregnant. You have a craving? He's up at 3am, buying you pickles and chocolate or whatever. Foot rubs, massages, anything he can do to make you happy.

• Never stops being romantic, even after having kids. The other members of the brotherhood babysit on your date nights (IMAGINE HOW CUTE IT WOULD BE!?? THE KIDS WOULD BE LIKE "UNCLE PIERTO YAY")

• The kind of dad that goes all out during holidays. He does elf on the shelf for his kids, and he acts completely surprised every time.

BUT if you don't want kids:

• He understands! It's not easy. He would love being a fun uncle for all of his friends just as much as being a dad.

• And as long as he's with you, he's happy.

• Definitely a cat guy, I don't make the rules. You adopt like five cats together (yes, I'm projecting again. He'd be fine with dogs too 🙄)

• This is with kids and without, but he definitely does that cheesy "honey, I'm home!" Whenever he gets home from work

• The first thing he does every day is find you and twirl you in his arms. It just reminds him of what's really important.

Ok! No, she’s not even wearing a barrette

And as for the first question, yes, that is a lizard on her shoulder…. I couldn’t find any frogs

I LOVE YOU TODD!!!

AND SO DOES MY OC FRANCISCA OGILLAN

Is that a lizard on her shoulder?

Is her barrette shaped like weed??

Answer the second question first!