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hey

was in the bathroom and the only source of light was the sun coming in the window and it got dark for like a split second so now brian is trying to figure out whether or not its a bird, a very odd hallucination or a sign the world is ending soon

the objects to your immediate left and right are now this year's art fight teams. what's the theme?

any social situation at school for me tbh

haha. You did irreparable damage btw

so embarrassing to get obsessed with your own oc but it doesn't fuel you creatively or motivate you at all you just sort of sit there. like yeah I've been thinking a lot about blorbo from my mind. no images of them exist in the world and they have maybe 3 personality traits so far. I would rather die than attempt to write about them. I've spent the last 48 hours rotating them in my brain though

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

can someone tell me why 'caulk' was chosen as the word for the material?

like i'll hear someone say the word and it sounds way too close to another word I Will Not Say Here, and it takes me a few seconds to actually realize what they're saying. why can't it have been something else? why 'caulk' specifically?

and i'm sure there are other words that sound suspiciously close to others, i just can't think of anymore examples at the moment, but why would you name it that?

is anyone else confused on this or am i just being dumb rn?

theyre trying to give us all a heart attack with this shit i feel like

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety