theanarchymuse95
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Uhh excuse me ☝️ man bun 😍😍
Is anyone else’s tumblr being weird? When I type in certain things or names etc the feed is like 6 posts long even though I know it’s got 1000s?
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Is there any chance someone could do like a one shot or something with Noah Sebastian love island vibes I’ve seen one and it was really good now it’s got me thinking?!? 🥰🥹🙏
Cleansing your feed and boosting your serotonin. 🫶🏻
Hello, it's me again. I have a Matt thot. Hope you all enjoy.
18+ smut below the cut(dry humping, slight mean! Matty. that's about it)
"Go on, baby. I've caught ya staring at it more than once." Matt sat back against the couch, extending his arms over the back of it with a wicked smirk.
Your jaw dropped slightly as you shifted. "I-I wasn't."
"You sure about that? Because every time you look at my leg tattoo, you squeeze your legs together."
I snapped my eyes away from the colorful tattoo on his leg and up to Matt's eyes. Words were foreign on my lips as I tried to think of what to say to show that I wasn't affected, even though we both knew that was a lie.
Looking around the empty tour bus, we were alone and with how wound up I was, I knew it wouldn't last long.
"You won't judge me?" I asked, just above a whisper.
Matt's eyes softened. "I'd never judge you, baby. What kind of friend would I be if I judged you?"
Swallowing thickly, I slowly rose from my seat across from him and kneeled down at his legs, adjusting myself so I was resting my aching clit against his shin.
His hand brushed away the hair from my face and urged me on with a curt nod.
"Do you want to be a good girl for me, Y/N?"
I nodded with a whimper. "Yes, Matty."
His cock twitched underneath his shorts and he stuffed his fingers in my mouth.
"Then ride my leg while you choke on my fingers," he ordered.
Taking his fingers down my throat, I sucked on them while rubbing my clit against his bare shine, his body heat burning through the thing material of my leggings.
"Look how pretty you look dry humping my leg. You're so desperate for me, huh?"
Since I couldn't speak, I nodded while going a bit farther on his fingers as the orgasm began to build like a roaring tidal wave.
"You can have it anytime, baby. This leg is yours. All you have to do is ask." Matt took out his phone to snap a few pictures of me.
His name was muffled as I pressed myself tighter against his leg, digging my nails into the tattoo, as I finally came undone.
"Such a good girl," Matt praised while taking his cock out of his shorts, slowly pumping his hand up and down.
People please be aware there is an individual on here who is now admitting to being in a relationship with Noah please block them!
Who wants to bet that it’s Bad Omens?
Movie Night HC’s
heavily inspired by a convo with @english-fucker hehe:3
(like 1.1k words. implied matt x reader x davis. she/her used, y/n used like once. bad writing probably bc it was very quick and i just wanted to write something. not proofread srry i hate reading my own writing. a lot of Marvel talk, could be incorrect idk man. mostly dialogue.)
You should’ve known better, really.
On paper, movie nights are a great idea. Cuddled up on the couch with a bunch of blankets, your two best friends, three pups surrounding you.
Matt always brings the snacks. Usually way too much Dr Pepper and sweet tea for three people - “you don’t know my limits”, he’d argue in response whenever you brought it up - Takis, a big tub of salsa and chips, and a few of your favorite snacks that are “for Y/N, Davis. Get your damn hands off ‘em.”
Davis would always pick the movie, which was usually Marvel, DC, Star Wars or some other movie you’d all seen a hundred times. It’s not like you cared, really. You were just happy to be with your favorite guys.
Tonight’s movie? Civil War
You should've known the second Davis put it on. But you didn't think twice. And now, you’re sandwiched between the two of them while they argue. Again.
“No fucking way Team Cap is better, dude. Stark has Vision, War Machine, Spiderman, and Black Panther.” Davis huffs as he shoots Matt a look
Matt laughs. “Dude, you’re really taking their side against Cap? Against Winter Soldier? Captain America, one of the most iconic characters of all time? Spiderman is what, sixteen? He’s great, don’t get me wrong, but his character arc hasn't even started. You think he's got any game in a war? Against Bucky fucking Barnes?”
Your eyes flick between the two of them. You’re almost halfway through the movie, but you know for a fact this isn't ending anytime soon. At this point, you’re not even annoyed. You’re used to it by now. And maybe it's kinda cute watching them still be so passionate about something they’ve seen so much they can practically quote it in their sleep.
“Tony Stark is a billionaire. And how many PhDs does Cap have, huh?”
“Dude, that doesn’t matter. Like, at all. How many PhDs does a soldier need? He’s a soldier. I’ll give you that he’s a billionaire, so yes, he has resources. But he’s not a soldier, or a fighter like any of the others in the group. He’s a scientist. Cap leads a team, he fights, and he wins. So get off Stark’s dick, my God.” Matt huffs, shoving a handful of Takis in his mouth.
It’s been long enough. The movie’s almost over, and you can barely pay attention when they’re arguing over it. “Can you guys shu-” You start to cut in.
“Wait, shh. Shut it, this is the best part.” Davis says, throwing a hand over your lap as he sits up excitedly. You roll your eyes, about to speak up when Matt jumps in in your defense. Well… Partly. Most of it is probably just the need to keep arguing.
“Dude, don't shush her. You were the one talking to start with, dick.”
“Me?! You’re the one goin’ on about how Tony Stark, the dude whose movie started the entire MCU franchise, sucks. Which is fuckin’ insane.” Davis grumbles, once more completely disregarding the movie he chose. Sometimes you wonder if he does it on purpose, picking a movie he knows he could argue about for hours.
You sigh quietly, a faint smile playing on your lips as you look down at Boo’s head on your lap in a silent “Are you hearing this?”. As if he understood, the dog huffs quietly and shifts to rest a paw on your knee. Next time you should just invite Boo, Zeus, and Max and leave it at that.
You zone out eventually, listening to Matt’s claims that Tony Stark being the first doesn't mean he’s the best, and Davis arguing that the Avengers wouldn’t be anything without the funding and marketing he provided. “You think for a dude who works with bands, you’d know management is a huge part of making talent what it is.”
Soon enough, the credits are rolling, and they realise they haven't paid attention at all.
“Fuck, okay. Start it again.” Davis says as he reaches for the remote.
Matt snatches it from his hand, grinning. “Absolutely not. I’m picking the next one. You got it the last time and you wasted it. We need a break from your little nerd movies.” “And Lord of the Rings is any less nerdy?”
“Uh, yeah! Lord of the Rings is a masterpiece in fantasy worldbuilding, man. We’re watching it.”
Davis rolls his eyes, finally deciding to remember you were squished between the two of them. “Why don’t we let Y/N choose? She’s the one who invited us over. Sweets, what do you think-”
He cuts himself off as he finally looks over, noticing you slumped against the back of the couch with your eyes closed and hand stilled in Boo’s fur.
Matt snickers. Of course, you’re asleep. You always fall asleep after the first movie, and they’re always too busy debating to notice.
“Dude.. she's asleep already.”
Davis scoffs. “Yeah, because listening to you bored her half to death.”
“Yeah, right. More like you and your lame ass takes put her to sleep.”
“Whatever.” Davis rolls his eyes, snatching the remote and throwing it over to the other side of the couch. “C’mon, she’s gonna get a neck cramp if she stays like that. Shove over, dumbass.”
“Aww, and you suddenly care about her?” Matt teases, rolling his eyes right back but shifting over anyway. “I didn’t know you had a heart.”
“Fuck off,” Davis grumbles quietly as he shifts you to lay down, your head on Matt’s lap and legs thrown across his own. You stir slightly at the movement, a soft sigh escaping you and causing them to lower their voices. “You know exactly how I feel, dickwad. Not like you’re any better.”
A laugh comes from Matt, smirking as his hand moves down to your hair on instinct. “Ah, yes. But I can at least admit that I care.”
“Yeah? Admit it to her, then.” Davis quips in response as he shoots Matt a knowing look.
Matt’s smirk falters at that, sighing as he looks away. Davis has got him and they both know it. “Don’t start with me.” He mutters.
After a moment of silence, Davis sighs quietly. A small smile graces his lips as he looks down at you. “Guess we’re both just fucked then, huh?”
Matt laughs quietly. He pushes a strand of hair out of your face as he looks down at you, too, his expression mirroring Davis’. “Guess so. Pretty pathetic for both of us, honestly.”
“Eh, who knows?” Davis shrugs and leans back against the couch. “Maybe she’s one of those girls who’s like… super into the whole ‘two boyfriends’ thing.”
“Stop it.” Matt scoffs, throwing the bag of Takis at him. “You’re gonna get my hopes up.”
can someone explain to me when i block someone they still appear?!?
I legit can’t stand the tea blogs. Like all the people are wayyyy too sensitive and will bring up the past of the band/crew constantly just to feel relevant and have something to talk about. God forbid you disagree with them they lose their shit.
I just block them I’m not interested in their personal lives to be honest i don’t know them I’ll never meet them who am I to judge anyone. And I’ve no clue how they find this information it’s kind of creepy 😂
Can these tea blogs piss off!
Oh my god, this will be the 3rd time I’ve tried to upload this 🙄 stupid app, hasn’t showed up in the tags twice so I pray this works
Thank you for the request! I’m glad you enjoyed part 1 and I hope you enjoy this one as well!
Noah Sebastian x female reader
No warnings
“Oh for fuck sake!”
You turned your head at Noah’s sudden outburst as you both sat on the sofa in your living room.
“What?”
Noah sighed and threw his phone onto the coffee table in front of you.
“That was my manager, apparently our social media is blowing up because the fans have seen pictures of us with our rings on”
You smirked at him slightly.
“So?”
Noah looked frustrated as he turned his body to face you.
“So? I wanted to try and avoid this for as long as possible, we have only been married for 3 weeks and it’s already out there!”
You picked up your phone which has been on silent and saw that your phone had indeed been blowing up with messages, texts, etc all about you two. When you opened the article, you saw a photo of you two smiling with your coffees and walking hand and hand down the street. Clearly a fan had snapped them and both your rings were on full display.
“God that’s an awful picture of me”
You giggled as Noah looked at you in disbelief, “sorry I just don’t see what the big deal is? They were going to find out eventually”
“The big deal is that half of these ‘fans’ are fucking crazy! I don’t want you being exposed to the hate and the drama that these people bring! I know it’s not all but some of these ‘fans’ will pick apart anything I do!”
You gave your husband a small smile and took his hand in yours.
“Being with a famous, talented and extremely handsome frontman of one of the biggest rock bands in the world right now, was always going to have some backlash. This is no different, I don’t take any notice of the ‘crazy fans’ and most are actually very lovely and respectful”
Noah sighed again and looked defeated.
“I know but…you don’t deserve any hate at all and it’s not fair on you to have to put up with it”
“As I said, comes with the territory. Stop worrying and let me deal with the fans, I’m not going anywhere so the haters will have to get used to it won’t they?”
Noah smiled and nodded before leaning in and pressing his lips to yours softly which you returned.
“Besides, they only hate me because they are jealous that I get to have you every night”
“Oh really?”
You smirked and lent in closer.
“Yeah, in fact, I’m really pretty tired right now”
You watched as Noah’s smile grew and he laced his fingers with yours.
“Well then maybe I need to take you up to bed, it’s only what a good husband would do”
“Always looking after his wife”
Noah stood up with you and started leading you out of the room.
“Of course. Now get up those stairs Mrs Davis”
Have some love 💕
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