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Critter Counter-Measures (or CCM for short)

Not pictured are 4 more carts of chips and bread, and the 2 floor managers, one of the senior cashiers, and another diary/grocery employee brought in to LITERALLY TAKE AISLE 1 APART to try to find The Critters because my boss is too cheap to buy an exterminator.

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

More Willie pictures. July-August 2021.

Vocal Director: I’m so sorry to all the mentally ill people. Elf: The Musical did you wrong.

Show Week Update!

Before our last day show, the 2 board ops and I replaced the carpet for some reason, after the sound designer knighted me with a broom and the lighting designer talked about how magenta isn't even a real colour, it has to do with the cones in our eyes and how it's actually green but the green cones aren't stimulated. Read up on it, it's really interesting.

For the last show ever of this production, the actors had some fun with their lines, like in scene where an actor was supposed to say 'wow!' they said 'WHEE!' instead. For a scene where everyone had number cards, everyone turned them upside down. One of the characters gave me a bottle of hand sanitizer when i brought out a set piece. Overall, great way to end it, and the seniors graduating said a few words before the show.

I was a special ability extra in a TV show last summer (that i think is streaming now on Disney Plus) and even though I got paid a lot, I felt so bad for everyone working those really long hours, and it seemed so stressful all the time!

After I got my costume, had my hair and makeup done, and got all ready and on the set, (which was outside on a farm but made to look like a camp if thats a hint) people were passing out those things that keep your hands warm, because it was so early in the morning and i think it just rained.

Then, later, after a few hours, the sun came out and people had to pass around water bottles or cups of water, and since it was late June it was really hot!

But yeah crafts services was good, on the first day I sustained myself on PBJ sandwiches and mac n' cheese, and the second day I had some amazing beans and rice, and when it rained I had hot chocolate.

All in all, amazing experience, but I'm still surprised that it took that much effort and people for just those two or three scenes that I was being an extra for.

I think it should take longer to make tv shows and movies. I think shooting days should be shorter. I think AD's lives should be longer. I think we shouldn't have to be in a goddamn rush all the time. I think we should have the time it takes to make good art. I think fans should wait even longer than they do and be happy that everyone who made the art is getting full nights of sleep.

Sunset on the hill, part 2. Vancouver, BC, Canada. July 2022.

Weird things heard at work pt. 1

"I am now the laundry detergent king."

"The celery case might have been dropped a few times."

*Upon seeing a large stack of boxes* "This looks slightly unsafe."

"That is the highest pile of celery I have ever seen."

"So this might have been sitting in the back for over a year..." *Pours out steaming, liquid mold from a bucket into organics bin*

"A customer said there's a garbage bag being attacked by crows in the parking lot?"

"Take a broom, it might be dangerous."

"Oh no! The popcorn!"

And finally:

"If it looks like dogshit, just throw it out. No one will miss it."

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Modern Romeo And Juliet

Saw a seagull and a crow sharing the leftovers of a McDonalds bag. They weren't fighting or anything.

A while later, more crows came and the first crow had to leave, but it returned shortly later. (I don't care if it was a different crow, let me believe)

I don't know what happened with them, but I hope that they have a lovely time looking for leftovers the pesky humans drop everywhere.