thesealking - the seal king
the seal king

idk i love seals and spheals. i want to become a zoologist, but i cant pronounce z, you zee my problem?

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1 month ago

i always described it as three types asexuals:

cant feel it

feels it and is repulsed

feels it and isnt repulsed but wouldnt like to be sexual with anyone / is asexual for personnal belief

-but describing it with a spectrum is way better

Just A Handy Little Info Chart On The Spectrums Of Sexuality.

just a handy little info chart on the spectrums of sexuality.

/Edit: I forgot to give credit this is a screenshot from a video made by a content creator called Lily Orchard you should check her channel out it's amazing


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1 month ago

even if being asexual was straight, UNITED WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL

hot take that shouldn’t be hot:

asexual/aromantic/aspec people who are also cis and straight should be welcomed and accepted in the queer community

1 month ago

concept:

the GAO/DOJ finnaly investigate the faes

1 month ago

my question is; why is there only a space after the -s half the time?

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1 month ago

hold on let me try... yep im definatly holding i- *gets electrocuted*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He who holds the orb holds it

1 month ago

theres a SHOCKING amount of neurodivergent people who dont know about energy

no, im not talking about mana or aura or some shit like that. im talking about how way too many neurodivergent people only use binary descriptors for if they're tired, instead of using a fluxuating descriptor to show how tired they are.

and also people dont properly explain what type of tired they are; if theyre tired from people or physically tired

pro tip: "energy" is best to have 0% be litterally falling asleep on the spot, and 100% is if you woke up in a nice warm day and got some adhd medicine and you slept a full 8 hours


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1 month ago

i dont watch scifi, but ive been able to deduce the three types of it:

1: this is the quantum network mainframe, its litterally fucking magic, it uses fucking mana, it also gives us futiristic laser beam guns

2: *voice like the "number 15; burger king foot lettuce"* this is the spooky scary creature 😦 , it has killed exactly 37 billion humans under testing alone, seeing it will cause a cognitohazard that will make you to shit yourself instantly because its so horrifying looking (its litterally just human looking but an inhuman shape)

3: ayyy its my boy bing bong the alien!! hows the kids been at planet zeep zorp?

all scifi falls into at least one of these categories, for example scp is 2 and MIB is 1 and 3

1 month ago

we should just randomly switch elon and jk rowlings pronouns, yk, for the funnies


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1 month ago

reblog if this is true!

"Reblog if _" posts are lazy

1 month ago

some people have a specific word they just think is evil, no matter the context, like the word pronouns

im tired of people having these little nuances like i was talking about the word hate and i said “i hate nazis” and my friend was like hmm hates a strong word. for nazis ? no the fuck it is not. i could use stronger words too. i could curbstomp their sorry asses. i hate nazis and you all better hate nazis too

1 month ago

this is how i have it with having a headache because i havent opened a window and theres too much dust and used air in my room

I'm going to (remembers that I don't actually want to kill myself I actually just haven't eaten anything of substance all day) eat a nice meal

1 month ago

if theres a group thats all one gender we should just call the group by that gender. that would be funny, i think

1 month ago

i also HATE IT when people do quotes, parentheses, and emphises incorrectly "like: this"

i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence

1 month ago

we got the terrorists to expose themselves with j6, we got the racists to expose themselves with un-immigration, we got the nazis to expose themselves when elon did the salute, we got the anti lgbtqia+ people to expose themselves with the transphobic laws, we got the rapists and inscesters to expose themselves with the recent game getting removed, we got the ableists to expose themselves when adhd medicine got debated, we got the pedophiles to expose themselves when... well its kinda general

we dont even gotta do a deep dive on these people to expose them, they just do it themselves


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1 month ago

is this what dyslexia is?

Bugs Is…. Shrimp????

bugs is…. shrimp????

1 month ago

be aware of accidental and purposeful propaganda via cherry picking

if you ever see a post from somebody that hates a group of people and post examples of the group actually being bad THEN DO NOT TAKE IT TO HEART. think of how many people of that group exist, and then think of how many examples of evil people there are, and then think of the likely overlap there are.

wether the poster knew it or not, they were performing/participating to multiple fallacies; cherry picking (only picking clean cherries when harvesting and think every cherry is clean), selection bias (doing a research on how many blonde people there are and only having one participant), anchor bias [specifically about what information thay have heard from other people who hate that group](hearing "i sucked a weiner, for twenty bucks" and only hearing the first part, making it sound just gay), and is participation in conformation bias.

also if you notice one of these fallacies then just ignore the message, only respond if its in real life, <and if so please point it out to the person.


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1 month ago

are you sure you dont want to talk about it?

Sighh...

1 month ago

nice day today

I’m on my semi-balcony with my laptop outside, I got blankets, I built a shade fortress, the weather gods promised no rain, it’s sunny, I got a cable out here to have energy to my laptop, and I took a light adhd medicine dose for my add

Nice Day Today

it’s nice to be outside :), even if I’m not being social.


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1 month ago

ears*

I am wise beyond my years

1 month ago

wouldnt you like to know

I love WITHHOLDING information in order to SOW MISTRUST!!

1 month ago

its because thats wistmans wood (source; the bottom right reblog), if you announced it as such people would be fucking terrifyed

would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?

a scary picture of a moss-covered dark pathway filled with gangly trees
1 month ago

did the sky boots themselves not work? if so, im very concerned about the poor ground you landed on.

Who’s the tallest man alive?

Me with my patented Sky Boots

1 month ago

oh is that so? let me drive over th- *car dissasembles into pile with nothing being spared except the steering wheel and driver seat*

I have loosened various important screws from various machines and vehicles from all over the world.

1 month ago

can you cast mini locust swarm (about 200, being casted for about a day) on my pet duck. it's evil, tottaly

puki drought

The sickness clings to me. Like a clinging thing.

1 month ago

the hamster already died from washing machine, im not putting the gold fish in there

I want to be in a washing machine I want to be Jostled and I want to spin and flip around and stuff!!!!!!

CALL your LOCAL WATERPARK and ask them to make a WASHING MACHINE RIDE ☎️☎️📞‼️

1 month ago
Wdym This Looks Nothing Like A Spellcaster

wdym this looks nothing like a spellcaster

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1 month ago

how can a fan even think, is just metal, and electronics, and magic battery juice

genuinely curious why you have so many haters because you seem pretty chill to me. unless they're just trolling or something

It's not trolling. They want me dead in the gutters.

1 month ago

as somebody who likes zoology, slow ass fish lmaoooooo

I eat animals because they deserve it

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