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why does my Alice in wonderland cosplay look like Gwendolyn Bouchard?

I’m sad and need some techno centric bedrock bros fics. All got any recommendations?

John peters you know the farmer has a dog named John peters you know the dog. But my friend doesn’t believe me and I need to make sure that I’m not going insane and making it up. Please tell me you know about John peters you know the dog.

if you do know John peters you know the dog then please tell me what episode he appears in

@ducky-the-mucky

I don't see any one talking about this yet

The hand Monty had up his sleave

Two aces and two eights. That's a dead man's hand.

It's an excellent little detail considering he... well... died

SPAGHETTI APPLETATER IS SHANE AND RYANS GUARDIAN ANGEL AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!!!

Reblog to wish Arthur a happy birthday!

Don’t I already do this?? /hj

lately instead of saying "man im really hungry" ive started saying shit like "i could cannibalize a whole corpse right about now" which has proved a tad problematic when i say it too loudly around people im not friends with

yes! Yap! Inbox is always open

Am I the only one just now finding out that Yorick is the same name as the skull in Hamlet?!! WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS!!????

Yes yap to me about it my inbox is always open

Am I the only one just now finding out that Yorick is the same name as the skull in Hamlet?!! WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS!!????

Am I the only one just now finding out that Yorick is the same name as the skull in Hamlet?!! WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS!!????

No.

I’m tryna find unsettling art for some of my Pinterest boards and most of it is just fanart for the magnus archives.

I mean pop off, it gets the job done. But. It says something that everything I can find is tma. Y’all ok?

“Then he flippin died” 😂

My new perspective on Jason Grace is that he's underdeveloped because he never had a chance to discover who he is.

He had the years before his mom sent him away, but most of it was spent being too young to really remember anything. With Lupa, even if he discovered bits of himself, how much of that can translate to demigod culture and society?

Then in New Rome, he most likely spent all of his time learning how to fit in and being the best he can. He didn't discover himself because he was too busy molding himself into the ‘perfect Roman’. He didn’t rock the boat except when it came to helping others.

And then he flippin died before he had a chance to fully discover himself.

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Agreed please eat my skin

respectfully, she could have my skin

I love being in an all you can eat steak house called Bundy’s and wondering if the meat they are giving us is secretly human and we are all being forced to participate in cannibalism.

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

I will die on a hole thank you very much 😤

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

According to my littlest sister, the trans flag is now the American flag.

I am now petitioning for this petition

Agreed except for dotty she can burn in the fireyist and most anguishing pit of hell. She cannot be trusted.

I mean im all for females brutally mudering people (and them maybe eating them) but dotty is not one of them she can go die in a hole

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

@ducky-the-mucky

are you autistic and gay?

lesbian and autistic perhaps?

an autistic pan or bisexual?

asexual and autistic?

trans or non binary and autistic?

any autistic member of the LGBTQ+ community?

well guess what...

you're fucken great and I love you

This is canonically what Arthur Lester looks like. No one can change my mind.

@malevolentcast

some photos of a candle I took recently.

If I had a nickel for every time I took a nap on a Sunday while I watched an episode of criminal minds about a burned body I would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

imagine malevolent is just a reaver dream and Arthur just makes up back in his office and Peter walks in with a cup of coffee and is just like

“so he lives. How was the nap?”

and Arthur is like “Peter? Your alive?! Wait I can see! Wait where’s John?”

then he just brakes down sobbing hysterically and Peter is just standing there in like complete confusion over what the fuck he has just seen.

This is lies

No work

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

✅ cries

✅ Clicked “next chapter”

✅ Chapter took longer than usual to load

✅ Immediately opened tumblr

✅ Sees ao3 is down

@ducky-the-mucky

Let’s do this shit!

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

There is not going to be a next time.

I’m telling you mom! 😈

Do you ever just…