Oldest Obey Me Brothers As Annoying Boyfriend Activities

oldest obey me brothers as annoying boyfriend activities

a/n: quick writing for the oldest three bc i love them

lucifer

Leans his head over to look at what you're doing on your phone and refuses to admit to it

Buys you clothes that are very clearly his own taste but he just wants to see you in them, just don't say that out loud or he'll threaten to return them (since you "clearly don't want it")

Once he offers to help fix something there's no getting him away, yes he's been taking 5 hours to fix the hot water in your shower but NO he will not call a plumber when "he's got it"

Will cut a kiss short just to see you get frustrated (but god forbid you do it back)

"Oh!.... I see, no it's fine, MC.... I didn't say I was upset"

mammon

Stalks your social media to make sure nobody is flirting with you under your comments (absolutely loses his shit on them when he actually finds someone dumb enough)

Everytime you two lay down together he manages to pull your hair/bonnet/ or elbow your head. Every. Single. Time (literally just goes "lol damn sorry")

Tries to cop a feel and when you catch him he gets defensive cause CLEARLY he miscalculated the distance from your ass and hip.. jeez!

Will wake you up mid-sleep to ask you something unimportant

"Babe....babe have you seen my white towel...? Baby?..... i can't find it babe wake-"

levi

Never remembers your friends names and makes you remind him every time you have gossip about them

Will be on voice chat in-game while on the phone with you and yes it will be confusing as hell

"MOVE YOU IDIOT- no henry, not you, i wouldn't call you that.. ARE YOU STUPID-"

Knocks on the bathroom door to ask if you're done (not cause he has to go, he just wants you back)

Asks "what if" questions to test your love (he just wants to test the limits, mc, what if he were to actually turn into a snail and-)