Latest Posts by tyleno1 - Page 5
Lol, here’s a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?
Karlie Kloss photographed by Nick Knight styled by Edward Enninful for W Magazine October 2012
why is everyone who makes a uquiz like that
I blocked them. I blocked them all. They’re blocked, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They’re like animals, and I blocked them like animals.
get doctors off social media seriously they are so fucking annoying!!!!!!!!
Dennis Rodman attends the 13th Annual MTV Video Music Awards on September 4, 1996.
IM FUVKING DRUNK god
this is so fucking cool
someone wearing a red shirt: btw im wearing a blue shirt
bozo on twitter: looking to learn and be educated here. sorry if i sound like hitler, but, how can your shirt be blue, when it's red?
red shirt guy: well u see, not all blue shirts are blue. sometimes they can be red. but that makes them no less blue. there's a little bit of every color in every part of the color spectrum, and an amount of blue dye was used in the production of this shirt
twitter guy: wow! that's so amazing. thank you for teaching me
so much hatred and killing and violence in ghe world. but not in my house. i kiss each piece of pasta before droppng them into the boiling water
she fixed me
scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple
the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
*bottles up emotions* this coping shits easy
LUPITA NYONG’O poses in the E! Glambot at the 94th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood and Highland on March 27, 2022 in Hollywood, California
next week at the grammys i wanna see someone throw a chair at justin bieber. ive had a taste of award show violence and i fear i now crave it
This is my euphoria
me affff
There should be a strain of weed called. i love you so much.
literally if i won an oscar i would grab it and go “yay!” and squeal and run offstage looking at it no speech at all
sorry for being a misandrist but men being bald will never not be funny to me
