Latest Posts by willowanomaly - Page 6

JULIUS CAESAR from REAL LIFE was aborted!

writing a draft for the first chapter of swap au rn

I’m losing my mind

{P.S.; if you do have "friendship decay" and you want to talk about it, make your own post. I don't want to see that on my post. Thnx.}

You are going to start using slang that you find extremely annoying ironically until you reach the point you use it subconsciously in front of your boss/teacher/parent and have to explain what it means to them.

(Bonus Threat, they ask you to explain modern slang to others as well.)

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

This blood magic ritual could have been an e-mail

NARINDER FROM CULT OF THE LAMB

NARINDER from CULT OF THE LAMB got a third abortion!

Language matters.

Im not my blorbo's defence lawyer. I'm their rich mom at parent night and for the money I'm paying this place, my little darling treasure gets to bite as many classmates as they like

The Boss said I could commit tax fraud!

im actively commiting tax fraud

head thoughts no empty

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

Those odds sound pretty good... okay... I hope you're right... see u in a bit.

im actively commiting tax fraud

don’t be a bitch

Marry God

@god-offical

I DON'T CONSENT BUT IF IT STOPS YOU FROM PESTERING ME THEN SURE 💍🧎‍♂️

”Guys and girls can’t be just friends—“

respectfully, stay the fuck away from me

I want a relationship that is completely undefinable by any existing labels or words. Like, we're so close and we hug and kiss each other's foreheads and cuddle and travel and explore together, and we get along so well and have so much in common. But at the same time, our relationship isn't fully romantic or fully platonic; it's a completely separate, open-to-interpretation thing that we tweaked as needed, and we have our own boundaries and things we are and aren't comfortable with, and we respect each other in every way, shape, and form.

People assume queer platonic relationships are on a straight line from friendship to romance, but actually from a non-linear, non subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, feelingsy weelingsly… stuff.

don't make me tap the sign again.

Homo?

I try to be