They Invented A New Low Just For Me

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

pope francis died without lezzing out. don't let that happen to you.

Let's cut the bullshit though. Haunted houses can definitely become pregnant.

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that

happy mother's day! <3

happy easter to helen and her egg <3 btw

"[In Sparta] is a sanctuary of Hilaeira and of Phoebe... Here there his been hung from the roof an egg tied to ribands, and they say that it is the famous egg that legend says Leda brought forth."

Pausanias, Description of Greece 3.16.1, trans. Jones

Art by Matteo Moni

Common grackle, Quiscalus quiscula

repeat after me:

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

now prance