Fingers In His Lacunae Sunday

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

isn’t it literally so amazing that no one can ever take the act of jerking off away from you. so few things in this world are free, healthy, and feel good but jerking off is literally all three. and nothing will ever change that. literally a miracle

I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

owls + apples 🍎