Brutus - Blog Posts
Well, happy Ides of March, people and everything else! Here's to hoping the long tradition of assasinating political figures continues!
Haha. You’re so funny.
[This is hilarious.]
How you feeling on this completely normal day (15th of March)?
gutted.
First time I get to join in on the fun.
This is amazing.
Made a cake for Tumblr's favourite holiday ☺️
Happy Ides to those who celebrate 🗡️🗡️
HELL YES A POST ABOUT CROCS! Utan is a sweetheart, and they're all machines of PURE POWER and DEATH. One of these hardcore sonofabitches hunts *hippos*, those territorial murder tanks that anyone with the slightest bit of knowledge about gives a wide berth (they are fast enough to catch up to you and they give zero fucks about your well being). AND wonderful physics on these good crocs as they get bigger in size! What's not to love?
I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here’s some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:
isn’t he beautiful
listen to the SOUND when he bites
and that’s not even a real power bite, that’s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them
thank u for the submission dude
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