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Idc what anyone says, Poker Face by Lady Gaga was MADE entirety for the DOA Trio, it fits each of them PERFECTLY.

*sobs* I DID SOME DIGGING AND JUST FOUND A PORN BLOG WITH DAZASS PFP ON IT AND SPIT MY COFFEE OUT WITH MY JAW DROPPED TO THE GROUND???

HAWTIE HAWTIE HAWTIE HAWTIE HAWTIEEEEE 😍🤧💥‼️🗣️

I MISS BSD UGHHH ASAGIRI PLS BRING BACK MY POOKIES FROM DEATH OR IMMA GONNAWOIDJSHDHDHDHHHDI

He's so cutie patootie marshmallow pink sprinkles unicorn clouds cotton candy dreamland purple crabby crabs I WANTF TO EAT HIM AAAAHHHHH SAURRRR CUTEEEEEE 💗💗😭😭🔪

Why do all the hottest fictional men have to be the babygirliest babygirls to ever babygirl.

Since the society is being a little too mean to me, I'm 'bout to pull an Akutagawa Ryuunosuke and make him my whole personality, y'all.

♡ Pee pee poo poo. ♡

Just read the new bsd chapter... literally fucking screamed when ryuu appeared. like i ACTUALLY just SCREAMED. the way i gasped, smiled, blushed, kicked my feet, rolled down the bed, giggled, and screamed. i just realised i am down bad for that man. RYUU HAS ALSO FORGOTTEN ABOUT ASSUSHIIII- 😞

my entry for @t0tally-n0t-lou's dtiysss!! it's not finished but i can't work on it any further because my drawing tablet's broken :,(

day 22

Souheki having entire convos in their minds

dijwefhnerifjfnfrufhuwidjweif omg omg omggggg- I think bsd brainrot hit me hard bc i freaked out and got super excited when my english teacher randomly brought up Fitzgerald and The Great Gatsby 😭 literally the only thing way going in my mind was his twink version holy shit

Mom: are they lovers?

Me: that would be easier to explain

The new chapter turned me into a whole sskk shipper. I used to just like them. But now I am a whole airconditioner. I am so easy to please.

"if they are enemies, let them stay enemies. They are enemies in the canon 😡"

Me: No they are lovers, hope that helps ❤️❤️

Junichiro: what's the worst crime you have committed, Dazai-san?

Dazai: being too pretty and stealing hearts 🥰🥰🥰

Kunikida: *ew ugh*

Dazai: honestly, probably manslaugter

Atsushi: wdym by probably? 😨😨😨

*ADA DURING AN EMERGENCY*

Kunikida: quick where's Dazai, we need him

Kenji: he isn't here, he went home

Tankizaki: let me call him

Kunikida: he's not answering

Ranpo: Osamu has a habit of not answering calls when he's drinking

Yosano: where's Atsushi?

Kunikida: Junichiro and I called him so many times what makes you think Dazai will answer him?

Yosano: cuz he's Atsushi? Everyone is wrapped around his little finger

Kunikida: that's not true---

Atsushi: ---hello, Dazai-san?

Dazai: hey, Atsushi kun~ Why did you call ⊂⁠(⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠)⁠)⁠⊃

Kunikida: .....

There is no saving me. Let me get manipulated.

Here's part 2 of the first two episodes of Danny Motta's reaction to bsd

Some quotes are cut down or changed for the character limit. If there are any quotes I missed or you want to be included in future parts plz comment down.

(I mostly doing this for a collection of Danny's quotes for myself lol)

Link to the video:

There were so many good quotes that I could only fit ep 1 😭😭😭😭😭 and there's still some that I left. Some quotes are changed to fit the word limit. Comment/reblog if you have any other quotes or want to include in part 2!!!

Link to the video:

*Akutagawa and Atsushi fighting*

Dazai: *playing "Kiss Kiss Fall in Love" in the background*

....................................

Atsushi: I really HATE Akutagawa

Dazai: you mean you love him?

Atsushi: no.

....................................

Akutagawa: jinko gets on my nerves and my mind 24/7

Dazai: so you like him

Akutagawa: no.

....................................

"I love you" ❌❌❌

It's boring, overused and predictable

"Just the two of us?"

"Do we need more?"

✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

*Akutagawa tying Aya's hair*

Aya: Ahhh are you trying to kill me? You can't even make pig tails?

Akutagawa: if you complain too much I'll use rashomon to tie it up

Aya: HEY that's not fair!

*noise and smoke from the kitchen*

Akutagawa, rolling his eyes: jinko I thought you could cook

Atsushi: uh yeah I can cook basic things. Your kitchen is too advanced for me!

Aya: I don't want to eat burned toast again papa

Atsushi: I know honey, I'll make sure it's only slightly burned

Akutagawa: now did you do your homework?

Aya: what homework?

Atsushi: what homework?

*Akutagawa making a science project and Atsushi writing essays*

Aya: are you sure you two can do this? You haven't been to school before

Akutagawa: I am smart enough to do it unlike a certain weretiger---

Atsushi: oh you SHUT UP--

(shhhh BSD is about two rivals raising a little girl together like it's buddy daddies)

Atsushi: I am really sorry for your loss little girl 😔

Aya: why do my dad's keep dying

Atsushi: oh....did you have two dads?

Aya: uh huh, technically four

Atsushi: h-how did that happen

Aya: I have a biological dad, who was the worst thing in my life

Atsushi: oh sorry

Aya: then I got Kunikida and things were okay for while, then he died.

Atsushi, tears forming: yes I just saw that 😭

Aya: Bra-chan became my dad too, he thinks I remind him of his daughter

Atsushi: awww 🥺

Aya: he was killed by Dosto-whatever-his-name-is in front of me

Atsushi: not him too

Aya: then the Dosto-person became my new dad, which I didn't consent to, he took Bra-chan's body!

Atsushi: this cannot get weirder

Aya: after all that Bra-chan came back to life for a min and gave me a new dad to replace him

Atsushi: and who's that?

Akutagawa: Princess, I brought your favourite doughnuts!

Atsushi: A-Akutagawa? What are you---

Aya: Oh here he is my new dad

Atsushi: you are a dad now?

Akutagawa: yes, it just happened recently. Jinko we have a child now.

Atsushi: W-We what?

I want some chaos, SO hear me out----

I want Akutagawa and Lucy to kiss for some reason (accidentally or intentionally) so that Atsushi will have the "My girl crush and guy crush are kissing each other and it's both terrible and hot at the same time"

The chokehold this ONE guy has over the entire fandom is INSANE.

I am ofc talking about the apple of our eyes 🍎, the love of our lives 💕

✨ Chuuya ✨

WDYM he's underrated, overrated, perfectly rated, most loved, most debated, most iconic---babygirl, daddy, husbando, waifu, twink, blorbo, kin, scrunkly, malewife, king, princess, little meow meow, dog coded---best hair, best waist, best muscles, best face, best boy, best girl----

ALL while having less than an HOUR of screentime and appears once a blue moon?

GUYS.... He's in denial Guys 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS I will always love Skk, you can't make me hate them, never!!!!

I was going to add RanPoe too but I have never really seen people actively hating on that ship. Most people love it or are neutral but I rarely see anyone hating it!

We all have a ship that's so popular that people often call it overrated. What's yours?

(nope I am gonna ignore the new chapter 116, didn't see it, totally)

These are some other ships I found (mostly from shipping fandom)

Special mention to Ranpo x Yosano, I do not ship them and only consider them platonic (Kunisano is better for me!) and Akuhigu which I also don't ship because I seriously don't see it at all, although I still consider it underrated.

I tried to add ships here that I personally consider underrated which means it's a completely subjective opinion/choices!

Any other ships you like, you can comment down!!!

Ps: THANK YOU GUYS FOR MAKING DANPO WIN I LOVE THIS FANDOM

I was wondering which rare pairs/underrated ships people love the most

These are the ships I personally don't see much around (especially F/F ships and Hetero ships)

There are a lot of other ships which are saved for the next part, so if your fav rare pairs ain't here, comment them down!

ALSO, I absolutely adore Danny Motta's BSD reaction, he was the one who made me watch BSD in the first place!

I am happy to know I was present to watch the whole Danpo agenda's progression. Danny and Ranpo will forever be the best crack ship in BSD history. (I love how he read his own fan-fiction on the internet, I Could Never----)