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Cecil won boys. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure most people are gonna be like "I have no idea who the purple eye is so I'm just gonna say sans won"
Like 4 hours left and Cecil is still strong in the lead. We win these boys. If sans wins I will actually post a video of my walking in the 2 feet of snow that is currently in my yard in shorts and a tank top.
If Cecil becomes the new king Tumblr sexy man it would be really funny to me because I always thought he was so slay. Like, he's a radio host and the last time I listened in he has a boyfriend and a cat that goes against the will of god
if you don't vote cecil you are dead to me. sans wouldn't even want to be a sexyman. he's won enough he doesn't want the spotlight anymore. but cecil. wants this so bad. he is on his radio show like. "listeners... i don't know if you know this, but i'm a bit, internet famous right now. yeah. i'm a bit of a cool kid. i'm actually up against a skeleton in a sexy contest. i know its gonna be a hard choice, but i have faith in the town of night vale to vote correctly, like we all do under threat of immense violence every mayoral election! (vote for me. that's what i'm saying. in case you thought i was on the skeletons side here. as if!)" like come on. COME ON. HE DESERVES THIS
This is how I'm imagining this thing is going ;u;
(this is my ghost sona btw)
Tumblr Sexyrematch info
monsters can go to the surface (twitter), but the night vale residents cannot/don't want to get out of town (tumblr)
The sans legacy is over, but can you topple a king who has no physical form?
CONGRATULATIONS BABYGIRL U WILL ALWAYS BE OUR SEXYMAN
👁️ kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 👁️
When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard
I have gotten one billion dollar idea, imagine the computer printer has been working like it supposed to without issues. It doesn't have any problem, however companies feel free to join my idea.
do you understand how funny this is
You know what’s funny? Herobrine did better than both Komaeda, Reigen and Sans against Cecil. Fucking Herobrine.
Go, my little no-eyed freak. You won in my near-sighted and shitty-ass eyes. well fought, cecil-heads. even if i don’t know who he is, i respect the dedication.
🎙 remember to do your civic duty and vote correctly, or never see your loved ones again 👁
if you think about it it’s only fair that Character With No Canon Physical Description is declared sexiest man by popular vote. on the Critically Acclaimed Movie That Doesn’t Fucking Exist website
THE ORIGINAL SEXYMAN
Learn the history here: NightVale Influence on Tumblr
the thing about sans and cecil both getting to the finals is that they're both the platonic ideal of what a tumblr sexyman is, but on opposite sides of the scales, covering the entire spectrum as a result.
on one hand you've got cecil, who is chronologically a classic. his lack of a canon appearance, his charming voice and his semi-fancy job allowed the tall white + suit twinkification phenomenon to run rampant. as the series progressed, he was actually revealed to be more of a babygirl (eat your heart out, arataka). he was drawn with tentacles. and he was sexy, sure, but the amount of porn generated for him was overall pretty standard.
sans, on the other hand, is a complete outcast in the classical definition of sexyman. he's chubby, short, charismatic not like an evil villain, but like some random guy with the local bar wrapped around his finger, constantly dressed casual. sure, there were white haired anime boy gijinkas, but that's not who people were here for, right? they wanted to jump his bones (literally) as he was. despite (or maybe because of...?) all this, the mind boggling amount of porn that resulted from him is a still gaping wound in the internet to this day. oh and he also got the tentacle treatment.
perfectly balanced. polar opposites. there isn't really a better candidate here. as far as I'm concerned, they both won tonight. but at least sans can finally break his curse. who knows! maybe we kill someone this time too.