Flexibility - Blog Posts
You ever look at your genetics and go “how the ever living FUCK did this happen” because I am directly descended from the strongest Old Ireland clan and the second strongest Scottish clan… ON OPPOSITE SIDES??? I’m double Celtic royalty-
I’m so stupidly tall, and then I’m also pretty sure I’m developing gigantism… I’m 5’11” STILL GROWING AND THEN THERES GIGANTISM?? I don’t wanna be like 8 feet tall bro- a normal house is already a lot and a custom built house would cost my kidney-
The only reason I look like I’m not starving is that extra mass isn’t body fat, no no no, that’s pure MUSCLE-
Ya know how most little kids are chihuahuas, because they don’t have strength for their rage? WELL I WAS A DAMNED TASMANIAN DEVIL BECAUSE I SOMEHOW KNEW A BUNCH OF WEAK POINTS AND FIGHTING TACTICS WITHOUT LEARNING???? Was I James Bond in a past life or some shit???
My molars are sharp…molars as in THE HERBIVORE TEETH. I’ve tried looking it up and didn’t get an answer, I EVEN ASKED MY DENTIST AND THEY COULDNT COME UP WITH A SURE FIRE ANSWER EITHER??
I have that weird mutation that makes it so I can consume other peoples blood without worry. How do I know this? One time my bestie scraped her elbow and when I was looking at it my autism brain made me automatically lick it- I was like “did- did I just eat your blood-??” And she was like “yeah- I think so-“ and we both proceeded to burst out laughing.
My favorite part of my fucked genetics: MY JOINTS! I simultaneously have joint pain and am hyper flexible- (my jaw can also unhinge without damage but ignoring that-) so sometimes I bend 2 degrees and my spine dissipates, other times I can CONTORT TO FIT INTO A FUCKING CLOTHING DRYER???? my bestie knows that and the fact that it’s my favorite hide and seek spot and we always cackle at people’s faces when they FINALLY find me- 😭
Yes, I'll admit on here that I very much would love to be in such a situation and have experienced someone like her at least once before it's too late for me. . . Wouldn't you? Lol
Now that's something different.
Ever had a woman this flexible?
Flexibility is key
Both physically and emotionally
Flexibility is a plus in any relationship, physically and mentally.
Sign her up for yoga classes 😳
Stretching is helpful
miki.eterna
Why is it okay for guys to practice without their shirts but not women?
Awesome!
The acrobat
Are there any dancers that know any good stretches for the splits (box splits) bcs I'm struggling. Thanks!
messy room, cleansing breaths ✌
imperfect progress
daily check-in: november 8th
workouts:
full body: everyday full body pilates workout 10 min
arms: slim arms in 1 week - arm fat loss workout 10 min
abs: abs workout- at home total core routine 10 min
workout 4: 5km walk
posture & flexibility exercises:
lower back stretch: how to do a backbend fast! back flexibility stretches for beginners
step count: 11,058 steps
fasting:
stuck to my fasting window (12 pm - 6 pm): yes
notes: super easy to stick to my fasting today
water intake: 3 litres
weight: 56.7 kg (exam stress weight increase)
zone minutes: 20 minutes
supplements:
supplements taken today: b6, b12 and women's multivitamin
sleep quality:
hours of sleep: 7 hours + 40 mins
quality: fair
Inosuke is a flexible boy
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Forgotten, Flexible and Free
There has been a pretty one-sided debate about libraries and overdue fines with a majority of speakers stating that they go against the purpose of libraries and aren’t productive in getting books returned, and pretty much no speakers on the other side of the debate. Over the past few years various communities across the US have worked or looked into removing the fines and research has shown that 1) the fines are more time and sometimes monetarily more costly to the library, 2) you end up lessening your patronage as community members don’t want to deal with the hassle or cannot afford the fines, 3) those who have racked up the fines are majorly those who need the library resources the most: children and those without disposable income.
Recent removable of library late fees or fines by the Chicago Public Library system and San Francisco Public Library system will increase access for low-income families and children, who in Chicago make up 20% of cardholders who have had access removed because of late books fees, and will bring the library back to its true calling: where book lovers and the local community can come together
(1) https://princh.com/4-reasons-why-removing-fines-could-be-the-next-breakthrough-for-your-library/#.XZeSQkZKgdU
(2) https://www.citylab.com/equity/2019/10/public-library-late-fees-chicago-san-francisco-equity-access/599194/