Gcpd - Blog Posts
Sorry you got arrested for a stupid reason but then again poison ivy exists.
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Look, I’m not even upset about being detained. I’m upset because it wasn’t even an exotic plant. It was an Aloe. If I’m going to be arrested, at least book me for the right reason.
Gotham Central - Cast
A Batman movie that is about the Gotham Police Department and what it’s like to be a cop in a city full of Super-Villains. The main plot will revolve around Commissioner Jim Gordon and Harvey Bullock investigating a series of children commiting crimes. This all happens around the time that Jim´s estranged son, James Gordon Jr, returns to Gotham. It is revealed that James Gordon Jr has had a life of mental illness, as he was traumatized while still newborn, and wound up becoming a clinical psychopath. He has been taking an experimental medication that seems to be working, but is it? It is revealed that James Gordon Jr has actually modified his medication so it suppresses empathy and makes him more psychotic, as the medication was making him depressed because he was actually feeling remorse for what he did. He has also formed a cult of psychopathic children, whom he wants to show his ways of living.
It is 11 pm
And I just got a phone call from the GCPD station. Y’all remember my old baseball team right?
Snake bit a police officer when asked to leave a protest. Skip and Homie managed to convince everyone they where all just high. And now I’m calling up Lucky and the gang to come help me break them out of the station early. So that’s how I’m spending my night. I’ll keep y’all updated.
So I took some wallets.
Long story short, who wants authentic GCPD police badges and ID’S
Girls gays and non binary baes, Please raise your hand if in favor of defunding the GCPD and using the money to help kids in Gotham 🙋🏻
Bro GCPD cops will just LEAVE THEIR FOOD IN THEIR CARS like do they have any idea how easy it is to pry the door open
You know, I did NOT need to be called out this hard
I was talkin to this guy who also had the same idea as me to hide in a dumpster, and we talked about our “villain origins” and I said I just did it for the chaos.
Then he says, OUT OF LEFT FEILD, “do you do it for the chaos, or are you angry at the world for beating you down when you couldn’t perfectly fit into the system, and so you target people and corporations that are enforcers of said system.”
Like DAMN if I wanted advice from a criminal I’d go to riddlers tumbler
I wanna know who the fuck told the GCPD my name was Bird Bitch
MY NAME IS CORVID
And once more, I find myself hiding in a dumpster.
On a completely unrelated note, the GCPD do not like it when you put a glitter bomb in what you THOUGHT was the car of a bad cop