I Have A Problem - Blog Posts
I'll think about tcoptp's sirius black forever
I HATE MY ADHD SO MUCH. PLEASE. STOP HYPERFIXATING ON YOUTUBERS WHO HAVE A WHOLE THREE FANFICTIONS ABOUT THEM. LIKE, YOU DONT EVEN LIKE HIS CONTENT THAT MUCH??!?? YOU LEGIT ONLY LIKE WATCHING HIM WHEN HES ON OTHER CHANNELS, HOW IN THE ACTUAL HELL DID YOU GET FIXATED ON THIS MAN!!!!??,,!?!!.,!
What is so good about a random American man who legit only posts bed wars content that you have to keep me up the entire night rereading the only ff that even labeled him as the main character (and even then he’s one of like 10 mcs) which was discontinued almost immediately. Why not just, I dunno, GET A NORMAL HOBBY.
Anyways, please kill me.
Hi can you write an established relationship with Crowley from Good Omens and they’re just waking up together, maybe they had just had their first time the night before so some teasing or something but mainly fluffy and preferably female reader but gn reader is fine too
Good Morning
Crowley x Fem!Reader
A/N: I decided to change it up from them waking up together to something I thought would be cuter. I hope you enjoy! <3
Word count: 251
Warnings: Fluff, all the fluff, a lil mention of smut, Crowley being a little shit but we love him anyways, kinda short sorry, not proofread, anything I missed
You sat up and rubbed the blur from your eyes and looked beside you. Nothing. That’s weird, Crowley was usually right beside you with a kiss when you woke up. You put on your underwear and one of his button-ups that you loved so much as you wandered downstairs.
“Crowley?” You called out into the seemingly empty flat.
“Kitchen, love!” You heard him singing along to some Queen song after calling down to you. You waltzed into the kitchen and saw him in just his boxers and a “kiss the cook” apron, cooking something that smelt amazing.
“Ah! Just in time, darling! Here, have a taste,” He grabbed a spoonful of something out of a pot and blew on it slightly before bringing it to your mouth. Holy shit. He can fuck, and he can cook. What a catch.
“Holy fuck, this is good. How are you so perfect?” He laughed and kissed you softly before bringing you to his chest and holding you tightly.
“So, how was last night? Was my cock good enough for you?” He emphasized the word “cock” with a teasing thrust of his hips to your backside. You gasped softly and giggled and turned around.
“Yes, you perv. You were perfect,” You placed a kiss to his mouth and he smiled against you “I love you, Crow.”
“I love you too, darling. Now,” He slapped your ass before walking into the dining room with you. “Shall we eat?”
Fuck, you’d do anything for that man.
I feel like it should be known, to my friends I have more Breyer horses than that which would be normal
These are just doodles of all of them since the shelves they are on is a mess also I turned them into my OCs hheheheehehe
you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them
Markus: why is it... So... Quiet?
North: *reading magazine* I dunno
*hears loud thumping on roof*
Josh: *busting down door with random pieces of duct tape on him* SHE DUCT TAPED ME & SIMON TO THE ROOF
Markus: Where is Simon?!
Josh: The roof!
Simon: *falls off roof in background*
Josh: I take that back he's in the yard
I will never recover from the sheer emotional whiplash of seeing Lee Van Cleef play both the murderous, greedy rat bastard Angel Eyes AND COLONEL DOUGLAS MORTIMER aka the kindest, politest, gentlemanest gentleman in the wild west.
Holy shit I have been saying this, glad you see the vision. Although Navy is generally far more naunced—but at the end of the day they share a common trait of being dickfaces. The yaoi would be INSANE.
Because yeah while Navy's details are complex and quite out of his control and bounds, it doesn't take away from the fact that he was still a terrible father and a horrible husband. Naunce doesn't excuse nor take away one's actions.
Then you have Grampa who is just a dick in general. He did love Grace, but it's heavily weighed that he actively abused and mistreated her during that timeframe, then continued to leave her (who he KNEW was ill) stranded and on the streets with their son—who he also mistreated. But I beg that he treated Grace far worse. The adore he held for Grace early on doesn't erase nor counter any topics surrounding his abuse and so on,,
Navy has more morals than him lmao, at least he wasn't aware of Orchid's illness following his abandonment.
If Navy does happen to find out about it,, God the guilt would be terrible. He honestly wouldn't he able to live with himself, a bit similar to how Orchid couldn't live with without Navy.
Hell, he would loath over her grave and then you have Grampa who hadn't visited Grace's grave once. That hoee..
got back into the dog man hyperfixations a little and uh
think these two would be good friends lmao
I need to order something that’s gonna take weeks to get here so I have a reason to live until it shows up. Someone go on and fund me a fursuit those things take forever cuz they needa be made.
Last night I realized that Emperor's Children will be my sixth army.
Slaanesh would be pleased.