Jace: you see, I just realized I have two ears so it’s a waste to listen to just one thing.
Alec: let me get this straight
Alec: you’ve only just realized you have two ears?
Jace: I’ve killed more demons than I can count
Jace: Because I’ve killed a lot of demons
Jace: Not because I can’t count very high
Valentine: Voyages are like children
Valentine: You delete the ones that don’t succeed
Jocelyn: wHat?
Kit: I know you’re a hero in the Shadow World, but what about the mundane side?
Jace: No, I’m wanted in six states for arson
Kit:
Jace: and homicide
The fact that Alec isn't even surprised bc he's so used to their craziness
Nervous? Nervous?
Boy, Church is just sad to see his peanut butter and Jem sandwich as no longer human😭 he's just too damn anxious to see the love of his life
Honestly just Jem and Church's relationship guys. I would rival their love with the love Jem has for Tessa.
#Jurch