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This is true guys

Cowboy flirting 101:

1. Admire your target from a distance

2. Establish eye contact

3. Take the first step

4. Confirm your interest

5. Smile, damnit!

6. Shoot his hat

7. Reciprocate

8. …with flourish.

9. Drinks

10. Now you can get your hands on his long, big, hard gun

I am TWEAKING

("The time they fucked offscreen"? Which one?)

well... let's just say I was in a mood for watching a good western one night, watched the dollars triology (and then some) and since then me and my gf have been on a journey.

Absolutely fell in love with Mr. Van Cleef and fully immersed ourselves in the romance of one meddling brat boy and the one wholesome light-of-my-life colonel Douglas.

I implore you, I'm begging go watch "For a few dollars more" bc the only thing missing in this movie is a kiss (but you can definitely pinpoint the time they fucked offscreen). Otherwise it's basically a western romance with a good end.

No no this is SUPER gay.

For a few dollars more novelization by Joe Millard

My fav mantimer moments (2/?)

What if instead of a ring, I give you one of my pearl-handled derringers I trusted my life to ?