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It is very rejuvenating to do something silly just because

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Every time I pull my damp hair back, *I wish I could grow up to be a handsome man instead of an ugly girl like her*

Every time I charge anything or fall asleep with the lights on *When this house burns down I hope I burn with it*

Bank account light

Hungry tummy ache

Icky stims with each bite

Call that shit a protein shake

friendly reminder that it costs literally fucking $0 to eat the next spider you see

We were denied

After seeing your outfit and hearing the tales of the pupper's watery war crimes, I can concur that both of these statements are true 👍👀

I need to be the most fuckable person at this neighborhood pet wash

can I come?

Ao3 down and now I gotta be alone w my thoughts.

I crave you carnally

No cursing on the Christian Minecraft server, bro