Orks - Blog Posts
Been redoing his design slightly.
Finished painting up some ork kommandos for kill team!
Played my first 2k genstealers game I lost 69 to 36 but I HD fun and it was against a ork comp list so it was expected for me to loose
they're besties to me
I haven't uploaded too much painting wise recently! Here's the one and only Ork I've ever painted.
Doing his skin was really fun, It was my first attempt to doing proper skintones that weren't human in nature, his backpack was the most fun I've had painting models so far.
And as a bonus, here's a friendly and helpful Blood Angel tactical marine "offering" to check the condition of Mr Orkys gun barrel, how polite.
This is my shopping cart that I take to the grocery store. Red unz’ go fasta! It’s a Menards shopping cart that we found abandoned far away from any of their locations (Menards is like Home Depot or Lowe’s) and I went to Menards to buy the sheet metal and paint, they said (and I quote!) “you can’t keep the cart, we don’t use the plastic ones anymore.” The horns are railroad spikes and one time it skewered a bag of chips, which I then bought.
Bunch of my warhammer doodles, with Soul Grinder and Great Unclean One additions! I have a Kairos in the works and a Be'lakor XD Stickies on my Redbubble
Nerdy Joke of the Day
As Posted on /tg/
An Ork warboss is sitting in a trench with his horde of boyz behind him, when he hears an Astartes shout from the other side of no-man's land "One Space Marine is worth ten Orks!" Recognizing a challenge when he hears one, the Warboss immediately sends ten eager boyz up and over to make the space marine eat his words. A moment later, the sounds of battle echo across the field, and ends just as quickly without a single Ork returning.
Then the same voice calls out "One Space Marine is worth fifty Orks!" Now a bit miffed, The Boss sends fifty lads to stomp in the challenger's face. Once again, the sounds of combat are heard, the Orkish warcries filling the air, but after a few minutes it dies down and the greenskin attack is completely silenced.
"One Space Marine is worth a HUNDRED Orks!" cries the champion. Utterly furious, the Warboss summons a hundred of his best warriors, taking a while and enlisting a few Grots to help count that high with their fingers, and the warhost charges the Imperial position with a deafening WAAAGH. An epic battle is heard for ten minutes, but much to the boss's frustration, even that peters out until the field is silent once again.
However, this time a single nob crawls back into the Ork trench, and tells him "They cheated, boss! Dere was TWO of 'em!"
...Made me laugh anyway, thanks Anon.
Nik.