They turn yearning into an art form and make it look look hot.
posting it here because there's no chance anyone in my family would ever see it: this is how my brother's 13-year-old child decided to announce something to me
griddlehark modern college au because this book is metaphorically placing me in the jerma meat grinder hypothetical and i need something nice
Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared
I can't escape this image of Lee
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A highschool tlt AU called the locker tomb
Happy dead dove do not eat birthday!
Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.
It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”
For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:
[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]
The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”
(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)
It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?
I'm glad fake stories are still alive
always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
posting on star trek tumblr is so funny you can be talking about any show in the franchise but as soon as you mention ds9 its like when you start holding seeds in minecraft around a bunch of chickens. holy shit ds9 mentioned & etc
Hi my name is Harrow'hark Nonagesimus and I have 200 souls trapped in me and short choppy black hair that grows too fast ever since my DIY lobotomy and black eyes like the rest of the Ninth and a lot of people tell me I look like Anastasia (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to the girl in the tomb but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a space Kiwi but my teeth are straight and white. I have skin that's only described as somewhat lighter than Gideon's and is always covered in greasepaint. I'm also a necromancer, and I live in a castle called Drearburh on Pluto where I'm the Reverend Daughter (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Ninth's dress code and I always adhere to it. For example today I was wearing a ribcage corset, a black shirt, black pants, black boots, and a black cloak. I was wearing skull facepaint, specifically The Chain. I was walking outside Drearburh. It’s on Pluto so there was hardly any sun, which I was very happy about. Gideon Nav stared at me. I put up my middle finger at her.
Can you do a poll asking about how many tags are too many tags or too few tags on a fic?
I did a thing :D
still not sure about the whole selling them ordeal, cause I never done any merch before and probably mostly will be able to do it only inside russia, but we'll see
and thanks a friend for the idea
can't take a normal photos for the life of me but here's also one extra with a teeth mirror
TJANK YOU I SAW THAT FLESH HAD EVERYWHERE AND I WAS GOING FUCKING INSANE IVE NEVER HATED A ADD MORE. FUCK YOU WEIRD FLESH HAT GUY
Wh-whats going on??????
I decided to look around on spotify and found this beauty
I had to delete this too!!! Be aware
hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".
I had to go and delete it myself this morning.
This has taken hours of work comparing different, yet similar fonts and the book cover titles.
All completely hand drawn. I present my own version of the locked tomb font.
For your own use:
It’s currently only letters right now.
I will update as I work through numbers and symbols.