I fucking love going through my followers and having to constantly block bots like I'm sorry vaginalover2000 I'm trying to see the reaL people following me ty very much
I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal
First and foremost: Isn't democracy a beautiful thing :D
Second: I think that Blondie is so disassociated and repressed, that hugging him would at first short-circuit him, and then absolutely wreck him. Like, he would just start crying. Ugly sobs.
However(!), he would (with the messy help from Tuco imo) gradually accept that he also has needs and there's nothing wrong with that. And (maybe-slowly-carefully) he would start letting Tuco (and other people) into his heart.
He adopts a kitten. He helps Marisol escape. At the end of the day, he always comes back to Tuco.
He accepts that he is capable of love, as much as he needs it given to him.
He nuzzles to Tuco's soft chest and falls asleep, not guarding with one of his ears open for the first time in years. One of his hands is still petting the kitten.
he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured
"Btw Clint Eastwood said this" "he did this" "he thinks this about other people" I'm not in love with him ok (or whatever), there is a REASON I want to FUCK THAT MAN so hard that he will STOP TALKING
Other teenage girls cope by having crush at famous band members, or collecting shiny rocks, or get obsessed with horoscopes and moon/sun rising signs.
Not me tho.
I cope by imagining that I'm the stranger from the High plains drifter (1973)