The Slytherin Skittles - Blog Posts
when barty crouch jr was caught at the end of the triwizard tournament, he was happy for 2 reasons.
the smaller reason, reason number 1, was that the dark lord was coming back.
we all know that in even cannon barty absolutely WORSHIPED the dark lord and he was estatic he was back.
the second reason, which i think was the larger one, was that he knew he was about to die.
he knew it, we knew, we all did.
it was practically, like, standing on a stage in front of everyone.
but he was happy to die because he would meet his best friends regulus and pandora again.
he was happy because he was going to meet his Evan again.
but he didn't.
he never did, and never will.
The finished thing ig.
Marlene McKinnon WIP. should i make her more blonde? im going to make her hair longer. i might leave her faceless i dont like drawing faces. help please.
I need someone to draw Barty and Evan as Joker and Harley Quinn. Please tell me you see the vision.
Kinda surprised I haven't found a horcrux hunting fic where Regulus "I will betray the Dark Lord for my house elf" Arcturus Black (canon), or maybe, Regulus "I love magical creatures, Care for Magical Creatures is my favourite class at school" Arcturus Black (fanon), frees the dragon from Gringotts while stealing Helga Hufflepuff's cup from Bellatrix's vault (just like the Golden Trio do). But instead of it just flying off, never to be seen again, they become friends and Regulus brings a whole ass dragon to help him kill Voldemort.
or something like that...
Pandora and Regulus as the Hufflepuff and Slytherin friendship trope but Regulus is the hufflepuff and Pandora is the slytherin and everyone is very confused about it.
Like
She's cunning and a great liar. She's able to get what she wants through lies and deceit but she's always so genuinely nice that people never suspect it. Everyone thinks she's the hufflepuff.
He's loyal. So loyal. Nobody messes with his friends (or brother) without facing the consequences. He's always sarcastic and mean and people avoid him because of it. Everyone thinks he's the slytherin.
Anyways, they're best friends and they confuse people constantly.
I can't be the only person who saw the main character in Lies of P and immediately thought of Regulus Black right?
LIKE CMON LOOK AT HIM
The black manor marauders au
I want to introduce u to my marauders era au i have been cooking for like a year? two years?
if i put it simply, its just about all of them living together, aka the ultimate “everything is good” au, like i mean it, this would have NEVER happen in canon, and its SO FAR from canon (like it changes everything in the books, and the golden trio era so) be warned🤞
i havent decided if voldemort just straight up doesnt exist, or if he does but marauders arent the “main characters” anymore, if you get what i mean
but anyways let me present “the black manor au”
1976
first conversation about moving in together between sirius, remus, james and peter, theyre 17/16 in their dorm in the gryffindor tower, all being very jokey haha sure! sirius was serious though😔 (i also imagine they were maybe a bit tipsy, just very teenagery convo)
“and while were at it! let everyone move in! lily, mary, you know, the girls, ill even welcome regulus in! and bka bla bla”
“sure sirius sure, lets get you back to bed grandma”
1977
theyre 17/18, lily and james are dating, all of them are graduating, remus or peter or someone mentions that they really do not want to go back to living with their parents and sirius is like! wait! dont yall remember what i proposed to you all😔, and theyre like i mean it wouldn be niceee but its not really realistic is it? and hes like! why! not! him and james alone are rich enough to support their group alone so? why not? all of them agree a little more with the idea, but noone moves in utill next year
1978
they have been hogwarts graduates for a year and all of them are living separately, they visit each other alllll the time though, the economy is hard and like half of them are searching for jobs still.
peter ends up sleeping on a couch at remus and sirius’s(?) apartment, james and lily have a hard time finding a house, because somehow theres just no houses? and the topic comes up for the third and final time, this time its because siriuss[?) uncle had left him this big ass manor somewhere in the coutryside, its a temporary solution that sirous comes up with, and everyone moves in “until they find a good place for them”
the black manor residents: remus, sirius, james, peter, lily
1979
they have been living very happily in the manor for a year and still noone found any good house listings (the secret is that everyone kinda stopped looking about half a year in, they just havent told eachother) since the manor is so big each of the couples have like a whole wing for themselves and its crazy. marlene and dorcas are over all the time on visits and have claimed one of the guest bedrooms as their own, they still live in their own apartment. mary comes in one day with bags in hands and moves in, all she says is that she broke up with her partner and cant be bothered to look for a place to live right now, she is welcomed in with open arms, also lily finds out shes pregnant!
the black manor residents: remus, sirius, james, peter, lily, mary
1980
plottwist! the house was left not only to sirius but to regulus also, a week after dorcas and marlene moved in because of their new insufferable neighbors, regulus walks in with papers in hand talking about how the house is half his and sirius is like whaaaaat, nobody (except sirius) knew about this before, this conflict drags on, but in the end they decide that since the manor is so big i guess they could share🙄 howerver regulus does not move in for another year and in the meantime harry is born hurray! and dean is also! mary found out at the beginning of the year thwt she is pregnant with her ex partner and well, dean is born. and james and lily get married yay
tha black manor residents: remus, sirius, james, peter, lily, mary, dorcas, marlene
children of the black manor: harry, dean,
1981
there are now eight people living in this manor, alongside two children, but little did they know, this will be the year they will gain five more roomates and two new children.
on a random day in march they woke up to regulus moving in, and to their horror the whole gang is moving in also, i mean regulus is hard enough to deal with but the whole pantheon? AND XENOPHILIUS? nu uh. dorcas is estatic though and she is very exited to see all of her friends every day again. but, theyre all adults now, and regulus, evan, barty and pandora have been visiting dorcas pretty regularly and they are on so much better terms then they have been at in school, so while the change is not exactly celebrated, it is not that bad. peter has been dating sibyll for a few years now.
marlenes brother has died in a car crash, and while she wasnt that in touch witch her family, she was devasted, a week after the news a person showed up with a baby, apparently her nephew, saying that every one of her brothers has given up their rights and marlene is the onyl choice before putting the kid to foster care, even though marlene didnt really want a kid (or rather wasnt planning one) she took him in, deciding to raise him with dorcas. also this year luna is born. AND lily finds out shes pregnant again, AND sibyll finds out shes preggo also
tha black manor residents: remus, sirius, james, peter, lily, mary, dorcas, marlene, regulus, barty, evan, pandora, xenophilius
children of the black manor: harry, dean, lee, luna
1982
following the news of sibyls pregnancy she moves in a few months before birth, making the number of the people living in 14. little jasmine (james and lilys daughter) was born at the beginning of the year, and hecate (peters and sibyls) was born in summer. other than that the year wasnt really eventful, nobody else moved in, noone died and so on, harry dean and lee celebrated their second birthday, while luna celebrated her first. all of the residents have warmed up to each other, really making it feel like a found family
tha black manor residents: remus, sirius, james, peter, lily, mary, dorcas, marlene, regulus, barty, evan, pandora, xenophilius, sibyll
children of the black manor: harry, dean, lee, luna, jasmine, hecate
1983
in the middle of the year, barty and evan have arrived home from work (aurors or something like that, but they would NEVER have been aurors but like i really dont know what else) shaken up and with a seven year old boy (oliver (wood)) apparently they were working on some case with a bad evil wizard booo and oh no! he has children! since both of them have been raised in similar conditions they have seen themself in the kid and something something they had to save him so out of nowhere there is oliver. it took a long time but since his father is awful, he had been placed in their care, but not just him! no no, he has a little sister, and since we cant separate siblings, little four year old skylla has joined oliver and moved in. they are very close, even if they are three years apart they sometimes act like twins. and now there are eight children running around!
tha black manor residents: remus, sirius, james, peter, lily, mary, dorcas, marlene, regulus, barty, evan, pandora, xenophilius, sibyll
children of the black manor: harry, dean, lee, luna, jasmine, hecate, oliver, skylla
1984
after five years of “looking for a great house” nobody is even pretending to look for a living elsewhere, they are all very happy amd lalala.
1985
1986
1987
the first kid is off to hogwarts wooo!!!! its a very big deal for the whole manor, there was a whole party and everyone decided (to the horror of eleven year old oliver) to walk him off to the train, imagine your first day of school and there are 14 adults and seven kids walking you out, embarrasing.
1988
1989
1990
1991
1992
1993
the only year every single kid is at hogwarts! all eight of them!, its oliver last year, and jasmines and hecates first year. there was a biiiiiiiiiiiiig party big big big party and it was a hugee deal. after they left, the manor was very calm,: which was WEIRD, everyone had to adapt to it again and it was very weir
keep in mind this is only an introduction🙏, since i have been thinking about this for years, i have even the new next gen planned out like i have SO MUCH thoughts about this au its crazy🙌
but anyways
How tall is your Evan
in my head he's very tall, taller than barty :))
also thank you for the question!
barty and evan both agreed that if they have the oppurtunity to have a threesome with regulus they absolutely will
regulus runs away au where walburga sends him a howler saying "i've burned you off the tapiserie. you are no daughter of mine." and regulus just gives sirius a thumbs up
regulus with a dagger collection is so real
pandora: i want a racoon
evan: we have a barty
pandora: barty doesn't have cute hands
barty: i don't?
I have a Marauders fancast opinion that may or may not rustle some jimmies: now don’t get me wrong, Andrew Garfield as Remus, Aaron Taylor Johnson as James, Evan Peters as…Evan etc are good fancasts on their own. Sofia Bryant as Mary, Beabadoobee as Marlene, Filah Lah Lah as Dorcas etc. are also very good fancasts on their own, but am I the only one who finds it kind of weird when they’re all part of the same fancast? for example the fandom can’t be like “oh Karen Gillan/Sophie Skelton are too old to play Lily anymore, gotta find a younger one” but somehow at the same time still be fine with currently 35-45 year old men.
I definitely do think that's weird, I don't understand why people have the need to hate on others for their fancast aside from when it's problematic. For example, Dane Dehaan and Jamie Bell as Peter. You can't excuse the fact that Peter is CANONICALLY PLUS SIZE! Due to a headcanon that "Peter only got fat because of the stress of being Voldemort's mole", or because of the "stress of the war" when he was described as plump in his youth.
As for the age differences it's really not that weird if you really think about it. Most often we see fancasts in edits, and in those edits they usually us scenes of Aaron Taylor Johnson in Nowhere Boy, and Ben Barnes as Dorian Gray, and Andrew Garfield in The Amazing Spiderman. During the times those films came out ATJ was 18, Ben Barnes was 28, and Andrew Garfield was 29.
Sofia Bryant is 23, so is Beatrice Laus (Beabadoobee), and Filah Lah Lah is 24. So in the grand scheme of all these fancasts the age difference isn't really that big. The largest difference is between ATJ and Andrew Garfield and that's only 11 years.
So I definitely do understand where you're coming from but if you take into account when they're being fancast it really makes so much more sense.
Word Association ~ Skittles Edition
Dorcas - Ambitious
Regulus - Elite
Evan - Shameless
Barty - Reckless
Pandora - Whimsical
A/N: Art Creds to @starchasing-chocolate
Pandora Lovegood Moodboard
Pandora Liliosa Lovegood
Elle Fanning as Pandora Liliosa Lovegood
Barty Crouch Jr Moodboard
Bartemius Crouch Jr
Maxence Danet Fauvel as Bartemius Crouch Junior
Evan Rosier Moodboard
Evan Felix Rosier
Evan Peters as Evan Felix Rosier
Regulus Black Moodboard
Regulus Arcturus Black
Timothée Chalamet as Regulus Black
Dorcas Meadowes Moodboard
Dorcas Adraina Meadowes
Savannah Lee Smith as Dorcas Adraina Meadowes
My Marauders Headcanons Pt. 12 ~ Pandora Liliosa Lovegood
Best friends with Regulus
Made him Luna's godfather
She's bisexual and polyamorous
A Ravenclaw
She's a VERY affectionate friend. Just very affectionate in general.
Believes in platonic kisses like the one you'd give your mother before you went to bed as a child
Loves to hold hands
Cuddling is her fav
Def makes flower crowns
Barty (who's always had a secret soft spot for Pandora) gave her one of his Slytherin ties one day and now she wears it as a headband
Her fav color is periwinkle
She loves pastels
Flowy fabrics
Lace tops
Flared bottoms
She's super sweet
Honestly VERY quiet unless she knows you really well
If you've even so much as told her your name she will say hi to you whenever she sees you
She loves yogurt
Prefers a nice lil yogurt over a Popsicle in the hot summer heat
Like the little spoons
Big cuddler
Her laugh will make you smile and if not then you have no heart (that's how i found out barty had one)
Born at 6:27 in the Morning
Born June 22
Cancer
Pandora's mother LOVED Marilyn Monroe and Pandora did too even though she died before Pandora was born
Pandora Lovegood is absolutely ethereal and hypnotic
And she follows Marilyn Monroe's beauty tips religiously
Ties the little witches locks in her hair and weaves thread/yarn into her braids
She has thin pink lips
Wide, blue eyes that are very soulful and expressive
She adores collecting things
She loves the beach and wants to live on the shore line
She likes the funky patterns and fabrics every one else usually doesn't
She loves quirky, dangly earrings
She usually wears flowy dresses, tight tops, and loose pants
Mom jeans truther
Has a butterfly tattoo on her right shoulder
Long, wild, wavy hair
Best class is charms
Fav class is care of magic creatures
She also really likes potions
She'll put her hair up with her wand quite often and she wears the Slytherin tie as a headband
Loves dainty little necklaces and chokers
Loves jewelry in general
She makes jewelry too
Has a TON of rings
But the stone in all of them is a different crystal
Astrological nerd
Knows everyone's astrological charts
Very spiritual
Divine feminine
Animagus is a white cat
Fairy grunge meets gloomy coquette in the most tantalizing of ways
Absolutely bewitched by the muggle world
Either she's perfectly put together or a hot mess there is no in between
Dated Emmeline Vance for years and was absolutely devastated when they broke up
Her new found friendship with Lily is what saved her after their breakup
Was already dating Xenophilius by the time Mary and Lily asked to be in a relationship together
Pandora was really nervous about dating another girl much less two after how hurt she was when her and Emmeline broke up
She told Mary and Lily she would think about it but really she wanted to say yes
She just really loved Xenophilius and wanted to make sure he was ok with it first
He would give Pandora the entire world if she asked so of course he said yes
But he was confused on whether or not hed have to date them too tho
EXTREMELY SMART
She has her astrological sign constellation tattooed across her neck/collarbone
She wants a hedgehog
Loves moths
Has a Siamese cat
And a tarantula
Pandora loves insects and will casually let them crawl all over her and it literally freaks the fuck out of EVERYBODYYYY
My Marauders Headcanons Pt. 11 ~ Bartemius Crouch Jr
LOVES pizza
His fav food fr
Low-key like more dramatic than Sirius
Beater on the Slytherin Quidditch Team
Doesn't ever do a damn thing with his hair
It's always messy as fuck
Loves piercings
Has quite a few
Has one especially questionable one
Also loves tattoos
Has quite a few of those too
Always down to get a tattoo or piercing so if you want to get one and don't want to do it alone Barty's your man
Black is his fav color
Though Pandora says it can't be his fav bc black is the absence of color
Has a huge soft spot for Pandora
Besties with Regulus and Evan
Surprisingly close with Dorcas
Like ofc they're close
But they're way closer than you'd imagine
They make fun of each other alot
Bought everyone a pair of converse bc he thinks they should match even though they're not the same color
Evan wears them even though he's partial to Vans
Pandora adores them and they're quite worn out bc of it
Regulus actually wears them everyday though he still wears his dress shoes during class
Although Dorcas already has enough shoes and she has a pair of black converse, barty got her a pair of olive green ones that she adores, they tie for top spot as hair fav pair of shoes
Has friends in all houses
Isn't really that bad if he likes you
But he has a very specific image of how someone should be so it depends
If you do however fit such standards and then you do something that doesn't line up with Barty's view of you he'll be very upset and feel betrayed
As if you've lied to him about the most important thing in the world
Hypersexual
Wasn't really insane until his friends started dropping like flies
He was just slightly...unhinged
He can be really clingy even though he tries so hard not to be
He's aware of it and absolutely hates it
His friends mean so much to him and he just wants to be with them all the time which is really hard especially with Regulus because he absolutely needs his personal space
Barty does best with Pandora as she's quite affectionate but sometimes he can get on her nerves too
He also has an unhealthy obsession with snakes
Speaking of obsessions he gets very easily obsessed
Has many rings
Which is really unnecessary because he wears the same ones everyday
Can not go without them
He has formed an emotional attachment to them
They bring him comfort
Will panic if he notices one missing
He paints a lot
His paintings are really messy and really beautiful
Loves music just as much if not more than Regulus
Adores spicy food
The more it burns the better
He's kind of a masochist
But he's a sadist too
He's really tall and lanky
He has nice arms though
Not particularly muscular
But they're really nice
BPD King 👑
Calls Regulus Reggie to piss him off but later regrets it because he loses Reg for awhile
Sad boi Barty
AHHHHHHHHHH the Barty Brain Rot is real
No one will ever understand how much I love him
My Marauders Headcanons Pt. 10 ~ Evan Felix Rosier
Has a funky sense of style
Something between skater boy and grunge
Claustrophobic
Has a terrifying obsession with needles
Loves piercings
Has a collection of baseball caps that he wears everyday but he only wears them backwards
Has a strange fascination with windows
And rain
And lots of things
He's just weird
And honestly really fucking scary
Despite this he's a very smiley boy
Has a weird sock collection
Loves the way vanilla smells
And petrichor
His favorite color is blue
Like navy blue but not as cool toned
More muted
So he just says his favorite color is blue cus he doesn't know how to describe it
Hair is very curly
Always in detention
Mostly because of some shenanigans with Barty
Would do anything for Regulus and Pandora, and Barty, Dorcas too
The Slytherin Skittles in general
He considers them his family
Regulus taught him to play the piano and now he plays to calm himself
Will spend hours in the shower just because he likes the way it feels running down his body
Insecure about his body
Wears long sleeve shirts underneath short sleeve ones
He can be really cunty
Absolutely despises Sirius
Has Borderline Personality Disorder
At first Barty was his FP, then it was Regulus and after the prank it became Remus
Evan and Remus are tea buddies
Talk shit about Sirius together
Wants to live in Greece
Has a knife collection but his favorite is a butterfly knife he takes everywhere with him
Carves his initials into fucking EVERYTHINGGG
If Evan Rosier has been there you will know
My Marauders Headcanons Pt. 9 ~ Regulus Arcturus Black
Channel Remus' sad, weepy, loser boy energy, multiply it, make it EVEN more traumatized, and viola there you have it, Regulus Black
Insomniac
Will stay up til 5 am studying
The definition of a bookworm
Dead ass reads the encyclopedia for fun
Was not how most of the fandom portrays him
He was not weak
He did not cry every day for Sirius
Though he did quit the quidditch team after he left
He was morally grey
Would do anything to please his mother
Stayed by her side 24/7 after Sirius left
Was a momma's boy though Walburga never had as much affection for him as she did for Sirius
Not to say she didn't love her son
He more than overcompensated her for the loss of Sirius
He would have been the perfect heir if only he was born first
Or so his parents said
The only member of his family that Orion actually liked except for Walburga
Though over time his affections for her fizzled out and left Regulus the only member of The Noble House of Black that Orion actually liked
Spent quite a lot of time with his father as they were both quiet and loved to do the same things
Picky eater
Favors dark colors but doesn't exactly have a favorite
He can never choose between black, green, and purple
His favorite candy is dark chocolate
Calligraphy King
Astrology nerd from hell
Plays the piano and the violin
Music is his therapy
He has a very smooth, soft voice definitely not to be mistaken with feminine though
Their lineage is far more prominent in his voice than in Sirius'
Speaks multiple languages including Latin, French, and Russian
Loves poetry
He writes it too sometimes though he'll never tell anybody
Likes to write down things he deems important about those her cares about because he fears if he doesn't he'll forget them
Very close with Barty
Pandora is still his best friend though
They actually adopted Barty in their second year
Gossip partners with Dorcas
Eventually began to consider Evan more of a brother than Sirius
Easily flustered
He's extremely handsome in a pretty way unlike the rugged way Sirius is
Prefers baths to showers but he can't stand to sit in his own filth so he rinses off after
The poster child for Dark Academia
Much of his comfort comes from familiar scents
He has two smiles; the one that everyone sees and the one where all of his pearly white teeth shine though very few are lucky enough to see that one
He's very slim not to say he doesn't have muscle it's just very lean
Enjoys being enclosed as it makes him feel safe
Actually really hates when people call him Reggie
I have many more thoughts about Regulus so I'll probably make a part two sometime
When I first bought Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone at the book fair, I did not, and i repeat, i DID NOT SIGN UP TO BE OBSESSED WITH DEAD GAY WIZARDS FROM THE 70S. I DID NOT SIGN UP TO BE OBSESSED WITH HARRY JAMES POTTER'S PARENTS AND THEIR FRIENDS AND THEIR ENEMIES.
Watching Harry Potter's as marauders fan be like:
Am I just too obsessed with marauders, especially slytherin skittles. Like for example
- Harry walked to the platform 9¾ and all I think is that marauders and skittles walked many years ago on the same platform, going to hogwarts
- Harry asking the truth about his scar, Hagrid saying that there is bad wizards too. All I think about is Regulus, Barty and Evan. (don't get me wrong I love them but that doesn't change the fact they we're deatheaters.
- Ron introducing Scabbers to Harry, all I think is wormtail.
- Seeing great hall for the first time and I'm thinking all the convos that marauders, valkyries and skittles had there. All the drama.
- Seeing McGonagall, thinking about all the drama she had to solve when the marauders we're at Hogwarts
- Ron whispering to Harry that all bad wizards come from Slytherin and I'm thinking about skittles (again don't get me wrong)
These were just about the first book but you get the idea 😭
I wanted to draw teddy, and then regulus came into the picture. Can take this as reg babysitting teddy for remadora, or babysitting for wolfstar, or even teddy talking to his stepson if you fuck with romantic moonwater/moonseeker. Or reg babysitting for remus in general. Either way, enjoy.
Theres easter eggs in the photos.