Twt - Blog Posts
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soundgasm links!
hi everyone, i wanna just make a note to share soundgasm links that i find here :3
Website : Soundgasm.com
Website : Patreon.com
(for this you will need to include a creators name such as "Professor cal soundgasm")
Website : Search Soundgasm - https://www.flaru.com/en/soundgasm.net/
(here you are able to search and find more specific audios which come from soundgasm)
Green - Creators | Red - Audios
SOUNDGASM :
Professor Cal : https://soundgasm.net/u/ProfessorCal_
Rum n coke : https://www.rumncokeva.com/audio-list
9lives : https://soundgasm.net/u/99_99asmr
Badjhur : https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur
NSFW : https://soundgasm.net/u/BigigBogog/M4F-Fucking-you-to-sleep
NSFW : https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur/M4F-I-Dont-Want-You-to-Think
NSFW : https://soundgasm.net/u/MSY_Audios/M4F-You-Are-Daddys-Perfect-Girl-DDLG-Good-Girl-Grinding-Cockwarming-Sitting-In-Lap-Whispering-Love-Making-Soft-to-Rough-Keeping-Quiet-But-Failing-CreampieBreeding-L-Bombs
NSFW : https://soundgasm.net/u/Rum_N-Coke/M4F-Daddy-Gives-You-All-His-Cum-DDLG-Gentle-Mdom-all-the-Cum-Play-Cum-Fetish-lots-of-Good-Girl-Sweet-Girl-Princess-Praise-light-Degradation-Begging-Blowjob-Swallowing-Covered-in-Cum-Nipple-Play-Cum-Covered-Fucking
PATREON :
• lxvesicck : http://patreon.com/Ixvesicck
I know you guys don't seem like like my other work as much, but hear me out!!
redesign for amore-demonn on DA!
he's just a scrunckly lil demonic boi >:3
✨reblogs greatly apricated✨
This is what I want
And this is what I got
dude, I wanna get Genji or Lucio skin but I didn’t pick this guy much
Ps. If pic it look laggy, don’t mind me, my laptop is suck (At least I can play in low graphic
HEY! Want to help my research?
I won’t go too much into why I need this information but presuming you’re on tumblr I assume you’ll be happy to share - please answer some basic questions about your identity and existence! If you do, you’ll get a very big thanks from me :3 like a question game !!
Feel free to write it as detailed as you want but I deeply appreciate if you would be precise!
It goes as follows:
What sort of animal would you be and why?
What’s your stance on society/humanity? Have you ever had people bring you down, wether it be directly or indirectly?
We’re you ever ostracised as a child from communities or gatherings?
What’s your preferred way to spend some time to recharge, and when do you usually do it. (Bonus, does it actually leave you happy and content?)
Do you have trouble understanding your thoughts?
What are your core beliefs/principles to live by?
Do you consider yourself a good person?
How often do you think on mortality/the future and what it holds? Does it leave you scared or worried?
Are you currently content with your living situation.
Do you have a steady flow of finances / are you satisfied with how much you currently have and/or your job?
What’s your favourite food and why?
Would you like a pet? Any pet. Explain.
What’s your stance on anything sexual?
Do you find relationships necessary (personally to you)?
Have you ever thought that there may be some sort of other force or creature, wether it be something tangible or something divine, watching you? Does it leave you feeling uncomfortable?
Where do you feel safe?
Do you think other people are you the way you want to be seen? How do you want to be seen?
Have you come to terms with what you physically look and sound like? (Mirror, pictures, video, audio) Does it in any way comply with what you like?
What’s your preferable way to dress?
In a store, what aisle do you go to?
How would you respond to a crying child in your care?
How would you deal with a misbehaving dog in your care?
What differences are there, in your eyes, between human and animals?
If you could live in an isolated forest, far from any city, and surrounded by animals and nature but with no way to return - would you?
Would you be willing to transform into some sort of animal or creature, permenantly, and are there any preferences or worries you have regarding it?
Where would you like to live?
Do you yearn for something unobtainable?
Have you met the person you consider to be “the one”? This can be platonic (like a good friend), romantic, or anything else. Can even be an animal.
Do you hold any strange emotions or feelings or even memories that don’t seem to be yours? Do you know any place you could have seen it (online or real life) or why they may have formed?
How has being in school affected you?
How has work affected you? (if you don’t work, feel free to skip) mentally, physically, any way.
Do you have any hobbies and what do they mean to you?
Have you ever had some unexplainable pull to do something?
Are you supportive of people with different ideologies or opinions as you?
Do you think it’s possible to get every single person to have the same level of freedom and education and understanding?
What does the universe/world/‘god’ mean to you?
How often do you exist in nature and truly get a hold on it?
What things does existing invoke in you, how do you feel when consciousness, are there any primary functions that are more prominent than others? Do you have any specific thoughts about life? Do you feel aware of a certain taste your life has?
Do you believe in fate/destiny, do you have any experiences which prove that fate, and do you think it has good plans for you?
How do you respond to being hurt by another person? (Verbally or physically)
How do you deal with an accident?
Do you think there’s any ulterior purpose for us being alive, and do you have any idea of what you are meant to do? (Specifically you)
Have you had any paranormal experiences, and do you share them with others?
Do you believe yourself? What sort of personality would you say you have?
Did your parents treat you well?
What are your primary skills and how well do you know them?
Can you plan, and do you stick to those plans?
Do you dream in colour?
Do you think in images, words, audio, or energy? Or a mixture?
Do you remember dreams and how detailed are they?
What sort of activities do you and your family do together?
Do you have intuition/gut feeling and has it ever been scarily right?
What commonly known or said things do you hate or stand against?
this was so wild
⚝ LITTLE MORE
This is a mini 3-4 part yeonjun x gn! Reader series of something I thought on the spot!!
Note- yn and the txt grp are already close, this is an established relationship, set in uni, reader has a cat named fifi (who will almost always be present in my smau's!!
Synopsis- yn boasting their relationship with yj on twt, their frnd grp getting pissed off on the tl (time line)
Warnings- fluff, cursing (as usual), taebin at the end, fully smau
All the photos are taken frm twt!!
Part 1: thread 🧵
Part 2: meeting the parents + more
Part 3: i love my bf + more
Extras: posts that i forgot to add 😭/ didn't hv space for
Best fish
Click for better quality
How can a guy with such a short screen Time be so popular ??? I love him so much qAq
Process
I WILL BOTHER YOU TILL THE DAY I DIEEE... oh wait- TILL THE DAY MY SPIRIT NO LONGER EXISTS
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NNNAAAAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR
(Please do so cause I'm feeling lonely~ Oh I wish I'd find a lover that could hold meee Now I'm crying in my room T^T So skeptical of love but still I want it more more moooreeee~
I gave a second chances to cupid! But now I'm left here feeling stupid :<<
Oh the way she makes me feel that love isn't real~ Cupid is sooo dumbb :c)
Omg I was listening to music while reading fanfiction and right as I heard Melanie Martinez sing “Crack your head like an egg, wanna see the yolk” Grian crashed into a rock XD
I keep using that crying emoji by default in twitter arguments someone get me sedated
it's easier to apply for jobs than ever! so what if you lost your insurance, anyone can get a job these days, even without meds. everyone is hiring! there's a "good employee" shortage!
well you just need to revamp your resume, here's a paid app subscription that can read it for you. rewrite the cover letter they won't read. google jobs in my area and then scrawl through Monster/Indeed/worbly. did you want to save the search? this was posted 98 days ago. over 1 billion applicants! this position is trending.
jobs i actively like doing and get paid for. your search returned no results. easy-apply with HireSpin! easy apply with SparkFire! easy apply with PenisFlash! with a few short clicks, get your information stolen.
watch out! the first 98 links on google are actually scams! they're false postings. oopsie. that business isn't even hiring. that other one is closed permanently. find one that looks halfway legit, google the company and the word "careers". go to their page. scroll past brightly-lit diversity stock photo JOIN US white sans serif. we are a unique, fresh, client-focused stock value capitalism. we are committed to excellence and selling your soul on ebay. we are DRIVEN with POWER to INNOVATE our greed. yippee! our company has big values of divisive decision making, sucking our dicks, and hating work-life balances. our values are to piss in your mouth. sign here and tell us if you have gender issues so we can get ahead of the sexual harassment claim. are you hispanic although let's be real we threw out the resume when we saw your last name.
sign up to LinkHub to access updates from this company. make a HirePlus account to apply. download the PoundLink app. your account has been created, click the link we sent you in 15 minutes. upload that resume. we didn't read the resume, manually fill in the lines now. what is your expected pay grade. oh actually we want hungry people, not people driven by a salary. cut a zero off that number, buddy, this is about opportunity, and we need to be thrifty. highest level of education. autofill is glitching. here is an AI generated set of questions. what is your favorite part of our sexy, sexy company. how do you resolve conflict. will you get our company logo tattooed on your person. warning: while our CEO is guilty of wage theft, we will absolutely refuse to hire a nonviolent felon.
thank you for your interest at WEEBLIX. we actually already filled this position internally. we actually never had that posting. we actually needed you to have 9 years of experience and since you have 10 years we think it might be too many? we'll be texting you. we'll email you. we'll keep your resume. definitely absolutely we won't just completely ignore you. look at your phone, there's already a spam text from Bethany@stealyouridentity. they're hiring!
wait, did you get an interview? well that's special, aren't you lucky. out of 910 jobs you applied to, one answered, finally. and funny story! actually the position isn't exactly as advertised, we are looking for someone curious and dedicated. it's sort of more managerial. no, the pay doesn't change - you won't have any leadership title. now take this 90 minute assessment. in order to be a dog groomer, we need you to explain cell biology. in order to be a copyeditor, write a tiny dissertation about the dwindling supply of helium on the planet. answer our riddles three. great job! we just need to push this up to Tracy in HR who will send it to Rodney who is actually in charge. and then of course it's jay's decision and then greg will need to see you naked and if you survive you'll be given a drug test and a full anal examination.
and of course you'll be hungry this whole time, aren't you, months and months of the same shit. months of no insurance, no meds, no funding, barely able to afford the internet and the phone and the rent - all things you need in order to even apply for our thing. but do it again! do it again and again and again, until you flip inside out and turn into a being of pure dread!
you're not hired yet because you're lazy. there's over one million AI-generated hallucinated jobs in your area. don't worry. with zipruiter, hiring and firing is easier than ever. sign up. stay on-call.
in the meantime, little peon - why don't you just fucking suffer.
Aaaaaa
i hate him so much he’s so ugly i need to put him in a food processor
i’m 24 years old and i finally got my first lego set and im giggling like a school boy